This is my boyfriend. Yes he's racist as fuck and wants to kill me because of it. I don't care I think he's kinda cute. He always tries to roofie me but I roofie him back so it's fine. I like to spoon feed him pudding and ice cream. It gives him a boner. It doesn't give me a boner but he passes out for 3-8 hours every time he cums so I make him do that so I don't have to deal with him as much. I don't masturbate him or have sex with him because we're not married enough. I told him we can be sexy together after we've been married for at least 5 years because god thinks thats super holy. or something. He agreed with me so now I don't even have to touch him. Last night I almost cut his penis off while he slept because I realized how vulnerable he becomes after eating a halfgal of icecream and conking out. so naked and pink. I decided not to do that but I did spoon more pudding into his mouth. I saw his dick get hard and then I threw up
sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful
absofuckinlutely not
You’re just continuing a long line of retail tradition babey
can you trigger tag bisexuality please
no but i can fuck both your parents
Fuckin aye, man
@/deddyfatstacks on tiktok
This proposal is cute at so many levels, at this moment you will know you truly are with the right person for the rest of your life (Source)
Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president
His reaction after the 2ND spoonful was the CUTEST 😭😭😭 IG/Franzelle
theyre literally finally admitting that they think poor people should starve to death lmao
If I remember my pop culture version of history correctly I think the guillotine is meant to come out after this part
Please, Hurdy Gurdy was my daughter. Call me Hertrude Gertrude
imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge
Mob boss who gets equally passionate about rewarding loyalty as punishing betrayal. What?! Johnny Backstabs killed two of my rivals and saved my daughter from assassins?! Incredible!! I want him loved! I want him wifed! I want his bills paid! I want his rent gone! I want his dog pet! I want his gender trans’d! I want her car fixed! I want flowers on her doorstep! Get this DONE!!😡🥰😡
We need everyone's help right now to protect the rainforest and Indigenous People
The Amazon Rainforest is under a massive threat. I know you've heard this a million times, but this is different. There is a piece of legislation that will decimate the rights of Indigenous people of Brazil, who have been protecting the rainforest. It's unfathomably bad. It has majority support. And they're voting tomorrow. As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."
The thing you can do—and I know this sounds overly simple—is sign this petition—and tell your friends to do the same: SIGN HERE.
As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."
Again, this bill has majority support. You may be wondering, why will a petition signed by people who don't live in Brazil make any difference? Because it will give those opposing it political air cover. It will show the world is with them.
But we need a LOT of signatures.
Please do this simple act and spread the word.
My turn… (Unmute !)
Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY
Advice from 4500 years ago.
I like ths translation. “it would be wise of you to remember this”
thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them
a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh
why was the airplane made of flesh
to give the paper airplanes something to eat, keep up