for that anon

i call it satanwave

you guys are fucking amazing

The sound of me walking into the room.

the annoying thing about the rubik's cube is that it's an excellent stim toy (requires just enough attention to keep you grounded while also making a fun noise), but if you get one out and start solving it everyone either thinks you're being obnoxious or they all stop talking and watch you do it, and both of those options are equally irritating

it's the sound, for me. I have to focus so hard to understand what's being said, and Rubik's cubes are noisy enough to break my concentration that I can't help but focus on that instead. I'd love to listen to whoever's speaking, but if someone has a Rubik's cube out that's not an option

conflicting needs, I guess

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

one cracker!

sadly not even the most harm ever done by a single expired cracker 😔

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.

BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD

and i forgive you.

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

Paul Bert -  L’Année préparatoire d’enseignement scientifique, 1887.

For sale

hmmm

ORONGE

hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH CHARACTERS WHOSE WORST CRIME IS THE MORAL EQUIVALENT OF TAX FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they need to be someone that chronically online twitter users will accuse you of being immoral for liking because what they did is so awful. i will not stand for this

surely not. surely you jest

Burning spirit

Also, have the black bckground version

What age was I when I realised I was queer? Wrong question; you ought to be asking what age was I when I realised most other people were straight

As a little kid I, as I suspect most children are, was very aware of all the hypocrisies that people were ignoring.

It's very maddening being a child, powerless and frustrated and belittled, but one of the most maddening things for me was how little sense everything made, with rules that no one would explain properly, and as soon as someone would tell me a rule they'd follow it with a command to shush, stop asking questions and stop telling them all the ways I'd already seen this new rule broken.

But this is the lot of a small child, and so I became very used to the idea that what was said was what everyone was going to pretend to be and do, while none of it was actually so. Adults don't pick their noses, no one drops litter, the police are our friends. We say this and pretend we see no evidence to the contrary; obedience training for humans. This meant that, for years, I assumed everyone in the world fancied boys and girls and they were just saying they didn't, for those mystical social points. Sometime in late puberty it clicked that, no, actually, some people really are straight.

I fuckin love fried fish grilled fish baked fish red fish blue fish I'm so hungry I could eat a seahorse

From The Art of Spirited Away artbook (2002)

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.

Losing it at the people in the tags like "I did this and it worked" or "my ex's new girlfriend reblogged this".... I think this might be my most destructive post yet

apparently i still need to hold peoples hands through this so if you just dont like rap or hip hop or dancehall i am begging you to just fucking ask why. why is it that even if its one verse on a song you otherwise love it ruins the whole song. why is it that when an artist you like borrows from or works with any other genre youre okay with it but not when its rap or hip hop. be honest with yourself and look at your music taste and ask yourself what the music you dont like has in common and why they might have that in common.

maybe you dont care about fall out boy featuring a black artist specifically, but why is it that these genres which are dominated by black artists are the ones you dislike. what is it about them that you dont like. dont "i dont know i just dont like them" me, i want you to look at your music taste and really sit with yourself and think about why you like what you like and dont like what you dont like.

because everyone, not just nonblack people, EVERYONE is bombarded with the idea that black art is inferior. that blackness in general is inferior. i have heard people say that they just think rap and hip hop isnt as deep as pop punk, and its really fucking transparent when you have shit like this is america by childish gambino, same drugs by chance the rapper, humble by kendrick lamar, take it back by logic, and you really really expect me to believe that vague lyrical gesturing at the concept of depression is somehow inherently superior to that.

you are hiding behind the fact that in theory, a genre can simply not be to your taste, so as to ignore the fact that in practice, against your will, you have been taught that black people are unsophisticated and shallow, and it influences every fucking thing you do. either admit that, or stop listening to fall out boy, because pete wentz isnt "one of the good ones", hes black, and youve just been ignoring it. fuck you.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]

Those ripples are a telltale sign they are charging thier beam attack