Pacific Cooler Than You

february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

Okay but this is strangely relatable????

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth

this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

I needed this more than I care to admit

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

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@drakenflagreon

Hooooomagawd

This is a blessing!!!

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

#i love how they each have their own flavour of ‘the fuck is wrong with you’#padmé has the elegant side-eye#leia is just pure breathless glowering teeth-clenched outrage#rey can’t even believe this shit (via @anghraine)

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

man they can sing

The harmony is flawless

this is so pure

Four dudes put baby goat on pedastle, feed him snacks and sing to him about himself. I think this is the best and most pure thing I have ever witnessed

“Eat what ya got”

The bleating is what gets me every time.

Honestly best thing I’ve seen all day!!!!🐐 Those voices though!!! 😱😱😍😍😍😍

I will NEVER stop reblogging this. I’ve caught myself singing this at random times 😂😍

We never found out whose goat that is.

He committed to how pissed off he was

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

less quicksand

almost no quicksand to be honest

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho