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All I want is fat stacks and Cr3amy Memes (and to cuddle, because I’m an adult and can acknowledge that I want a little intimacy in addition to money and laughter)
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🚨⚠️ATTENTION FELLOW WRITERS⚠️🚨

If you use Google Docs for your writing, I highly encourage you to download your work, delete it from Google Docs, and transfer it to a different program/site, unless you want AI to start leeching off your hard work!!!

I personally have switched to Libre Office, but there are many different options. I recommend checking out r/degoogle for options.

Please reblog to spread the word!!

Crypt Pad can be an option too!

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I don’t use Docs very much at all, but this looks like a good moment to take a sweep through my account and delete anything that’s in there.

Is this my excuse to write terrible nonsensical stories on niche stuff. A/B/O AU about an onion and a potato?

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

I’ve been on TikTok for the last year consuming exponentially more content than I have in all my time on tumblr (hella). I have the worst mental health I ever have had, so I’m coming back to tumblr to consume normal amounts of content (2hrs+) that i actually want to see. Watch this turnaround.

Day two: I actually got up on time for work and stayed awake long enough to get ready and leave on time.

I want the writer’s strike to last until they get everything they demand and more. I want the SAG strike to last until AI is entirely forbidden across the board in the entire industry. I want CGI artists to unionize and strike. I want animators to strike. I want composers and directors and designers and VAs and techies and producers and stage hands and game devs and programmers and recording artists to strike.

I want every aspect of the entertainment industry brought to a grinding halt for months or even years to take it from the corps and put it back in the hands of the artists.

i appreciate and agree with this sentiment, but I would like to give you a couple of points of clarification:

1) IATSE (the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees, aka the Behind The Scenes Folks) would strongly appreciate it if you would not to call us “techies,” as it’s somewhat cutesy and diminutive. A good rule of thumb is that if you wouldn’t add “-ies” to another job title usually given more credit/visibility, you shouldn’t do it to us. Nobody talks about the “acties” winning their first Oscars or the “directies” finishing their first film. “Theater/Movie Technicians,” “Backstage Workers,” “Stagehands,” and “Gremlins in Black” are all acceptable to the majority of us.

2) We would actually Really Like the strikes to end quickly (with the worker side getting what they asked for), because all of the non-WGA and SAG-AFTRA folks are ALSO not getting paid currently- that’s why you keep seeing those links for the Entertainment Community Fund going around, as that’s the way a lot of folks are actually getting groceries right now. As unions NOT on strike, IATSE and the Teamsters CAN’T dip into their strike funds, so they’re sort of at the whims of folks who remember they exist and feel like donating. (which could be you!)

3)The AMPTP (who are the ones SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are fighting with) ARE LITERALLY PRODUCERS.  As they are the Boss Level of folks and the Money People, they would have no real reason to strike. Or to unionize. But they do have a guild, the Producer’s Guild of America, so they have their own little club anyway. In general, entertainment workers see them sort of like the guy with the Big Corner Window Office who wears fancy shoes and sends out nominally important all company emails once in a while. Yeah, he’s somehow keeping the company going, but we don’t trust or love him very much.

4) The entertainment industry also includes Live Events and Museums, which I feel like gets sort of only Quietly Said up above, and we’d love your support too. Go see a live theater production somewhere! Expose yourself to some art! Live theater especially is still trying to recover from COVID, and a lot of smaller theaters had to shutter entirely, so if you can afford to see something, give us those audience numbers (and your $$ if possible!)

If Furbies were invented today they'd take video and audio of kids' bedrooms and send the data off to train algorithms on object recognition and also be stripped down to data sellable to advertisers to sell garbage to the kids better and some fucker would get arrested for hacking the database and using the video footage to steal bank details from people using them as fun office mascots

Furbies walked around in the darkness while you slept so that Alexa could run straight to the pigs with your data

That's just an alexa with a teddy bear on top.

Amazing that Amazon or Google haven't marketed that yet

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS PLS.

If I can randomly post about it after too many limoncellos, they've already thought of it.

So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…

Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.

Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.

Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.

If you are so well-known as a strict asshole that you are noted as "Britain's strictest head" in a headline, I absolutely promise you the kids are not only always fucking with you but inventing new ways to do it.

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

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I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

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MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

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WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

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WHAT

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

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I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

They’re called Blaschko's lines!!!

The reverse can also be true ... kinda.

I remember reading somehwre the human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour. I just googled it and the human eye can see 10 Million different shades of green.

So human could see stripes and patterns on, say, a reptillian race who maybe can’t see as many colours as we do, and think they’re just one boring shade of green.

Human: We have stripes?! I wish I could see them. I hope they look like yours.

Reptile Alien: Wait, I HAVE STRIPES!

*mutual excitement all around*

Is there any way I can see my stripes without getting sick? That would be so sick to get them tattooed visible.

I work at a movie theater.

And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,

the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,

to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op

touches something so deep in me

I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.

Remember when someone was like “haha the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is make it so you get a badge for looking at 600 posts instead of what twitters doing lol” and then they did it. That was pretty awesome. I think the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is stop flagging trans women’s post as sexual right fucking now lol and fix prev tags and get rid of the fucking bigots and racists and nazis for once haha and also apologize for this shit. Wouldn’t that be pretty funny lol haha it would be so funny if they did this

One thing I appreciate about Barbie was the emphasis on age.

I was emotional when Barbie told the old woman how beautiful she was, and when Ruth came in and helped her become human.

It was also the fact that America Ferrera was the one having the crisis that caused Barbie to do the same.

The whole concept of the toy doesn't end in childhood. Cause she is an idea; Barbie is forever. She's everything. She's meant to inspire women to keep going for what they dream. You don't age out of these ideas, they grow with you, just like how Margot Robbie grew with America Ferrera.

I’ve been on TikTok for the last year consuming exponentially more content than I have in all my time on tumblr (hella). I have the worst mental health I ever have had, so I’m coming back to tumblr to consume normal amounts of content (2hrs+) that i actually want to see. Watch this turnaround.

A note to all creatives:

Right now, you have to be a team player. You cannot complain about AI being used to fuck over your industry and then turn around and use it on somebody else’s industry.

No AI book covers. No making funny little videos using deepfakes to make an actor say stuff they never did. No AI translation of your book. No AI audiobooks. No AI generated moodboards or fancasts or any of that shit. No feeding someone else’s unfinished work into Chat GPT “because you just want to know how it ends*” (what the fuck is wrong with you?). No playing around with AI generated 3D assets you can’t ascertain the origin of. None of it. And stop using AI filters on your selfies or ESPECIALLY using AI on somebody else’s photo or artwork.

We are at a crossroad and at a time of historically shitty conditions for working artists across ALL creative fields, and we gotta stick together. And you know what? Not only is standing up for other artists against exploitation and theft the morally correct thing to do, it’s also the professionally smartest thing to do, too. Because the corporations will fuck you over too, and then they do it’s your peers that will hold you up. And we have a long memory.

Don’t make the mistake of thinking “your peers” are only the people in your own industry. Writers can’t succeed without artists, editors, translators, etc making their books a reality. Illustrators depend on writers and editors for work. Video creators co-exist with voice actors and animators and people who do 3D rendering etc. If you piss off everyone else but the ones who do the exact same job you do, congratulations! You’ve just sunk your career.

Always remember: the artists who succeed in this career path, the ones who get hired or are sought after for commissions or collaboration, they aren’t the super talented “fuck you I got mine” types. They’re the one who show up to do the work and are easy to get along with.

And they especially are not scabs.

*that’s not even how it ends that’s a statistically likely and creatively boring way for it to end. Why would you even want to read that.

It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.

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There's going to be a LOT of attempts to get people to scab.

...People who scab during a strike don't get to join the union. Ever.

Studios are going to try to claim "hey here's your chance to get a start on this career." They lie. This is a chance to end this career. Sure, they can get a few weeks or months work during the strike. Maybe even have a contract for a year or two, if they're savvy.

And then their career in Hollywood is over. No more work, ever, because they can't join the union and the studios can't hire outside of the union.

Oh, and they'll have trouble getting jobs anywhere else in the entertainment industry, because unions remember who the scabs were.

Being a mom and an anarchist and trying to figure out the whole "parenting" song and dance from that perspective makes me think 8-year-olds have about got it figured out. I hate school. I hate tests. I hate bedtime.

No like here’s the thing: children are an oppressed class. I mean that 100% sincerely. Children m are an oppressed class. They quite literally do not have the right to be free human beings.

Reposting from my twitter here, but: you wouldn't prevent an adult from speaking to their friend or eating when they were hungry. In your personal life that's abusive behavior, in the work sphere a suppression of workers' rights. Other places these rights are violated include: prison.

In Education and Peace, Maria Montessori describes the culture of war and identifies it as originating, on a personal level, in the struggle between the adult and the child that begins as soon as the child is born. This is the very first conflict. The adult subjects the child to their own wants and needs and completely disregards the needs, development and personhood of the child. This struggle continues throughout childhood, between both parents and children and other adults and children:

“Both the adult and the child are unaware of their own characteristic natures. They fight one another in a secret struggle that has gone on for countless generations and is becoming more violent today in our complicated and nerve-racking culture. The adult defeats the child; and once the child reaches adulthood the characteristic signs of the peace that is only an aftermath of war—destruction on one hand and painful adjustment on the other—remain with him for the rest of his life.”

This conflict positions children and adults relative to each other as two distinct classes, one with power and one without. Of course, there are other conflicts at play here—race is a huge one, gender another. And that’s not to say children can’t have power over parents, etc. But one of the most fundamental class conflicts is between adults and children.

Children exist in a state of war from day one. Their environment is completely unsuitable to them; they’re treated as if that’s their fault. They’ve literally been alive for less than a decade. Any action they take is done as a result of class conflict.

I vibe so hard w/ this

I work in childcare and multiple parents have been MYSTIFIED that I’m able to handle their “difficult” children (this includes both neurodivergent children and children who are just rude/mean/violent) and it’s impossible to get them to understand that 90% of the average kid’s behaviour “problems” are just frustration at having a lack of autonomy in their own lives. Some kids do have complicated problems, yes, but so many parents are confused by perfectly understandable reactions! Of course your child is acting out; they have no self-determination or right to their own resources and it’s the only avenue they have left to assert themselves! Of course your child just yelled at you and stormed off -- you were just bullying them! I heard you doing it! They were responding extremely reasonably to being bullied!

I swear half the people in this world -- including those who live with these kids 24-7 -- somehow manage to forget or conveniently ignore that kids are, in fact, people, and will act like people in response to situations.

I have a hot take about "guerrilla gardening"

So i've been pulling/digging up and growing random seedlings I find along roadsides for a month or two now. Many of them are dug out of gravel or pulled out of literal pavement.

This started out as an experiment and has now grown into a pretty large project, as I've found out that most of these plants actually survive and thrive. I have at least 120 plants in pots that are thriving now (after culling the non-natives) and I've planted still more in the back yard.

Anyway, throwing native wildflower seeds onto a golf course does literally jack shit. It's already covered in native wildflower seeds.

To restore biodiversity and habitats, we have to change the way land is managed. Mowing and spraying are an endless war on nature's efforts to re-wild our entire world, and our upper hand against her is incredibly fragile. Nature is tough as nails and she doesn't stop.

Now I can identify so many native plants, especially trees, as seedlings, and...they're everywhere. There are dozens and dozens of plant species in a lawn that isn't constantly laced with herbicide, and many of them are beautiful flowering plants that just never get a chance to bloom because people keep mowing them down.

Furthermore, common "weedy" species proliferate largely because of constant, destructive human management. Most "weeds" are just plants that take over destroyed areas and get them habitable for other species. "Weed" isn't a real category of Evil Plant, but it isn't an arbitrary descriptor either—"weed" is a job.

When a swath of forest burns or is felled by a tornado or something, somebody has to stop erosion from stealing all the topsoil, give the creatures a place to hide, attract birds and mammals that will spread new seeds, and keep the ground shady and moist. And that somebody has to be a quick, aggressive grower. That's where "weeds" come in.

So by intensively and indiscriminately weeding and mowing, humans keep their yards and gardens in a constant state of "oh shit, emergency," and the weeds try to take over because....that's what they're supposed to do.

So people see a "weedy" lawn with two months' overgrowth and think, "this is terrible, we can't have this, look at all this thick grass and weeds, it is full of ticks" and decide that the Only way is to keep mowing the whole stretch of land constantly, forever, instead of recognizing that the weedy overgrown lawn is 1) an early developmental stage of something else and 2) 40% invasive species that you put there

I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm just generally frustrated that it's not common knowledge how nature reclaims land.

Most online quips about "guerrilla gardening" show a fundamental lack of understanding about this natural process. If you try to plant something else on a golf course, it will get killed with herbicides and/or mowed down. Those are the ONLY things stopping the golf course from becoming a prairie or forest or whatever it was before.

I think people really want edgy illegal action to be the answer but the answer is actually "talk to people, educate them, and give them the resources to do better." I'm realizing also that the average person knows nothing, nothing, about plants or native species or ecosystems, and people appear to not care because they don't know.

"Water usage! Conservation! Biodiversity!" all that stuff is meaningless squawks to people that can't put it in context. People will generally pretend to know the importance of words like this even if they don't. It's a social thing.

But when you explain to them what bees do for plants, or how many kinds of grass there are, or what plants provide food for birds, it immediately becomes apparent that they actually don't know anything about the natural processes around them, and most people at this point are trying to keep up a dim facade of being sort-of-conscious of environmental concerns, but don't actually have an accessible point of entry to Actually learn about their world

@anomalocariscanadensis If you can, try to organize with other people in your area to protest that. It can and does change things

I was in a little nature preserve yesterday at a cookout and one of the guys we were with said that the place was actually going to be turned into an RV park until a bunch of protests in the community shut it down