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@cappybaras / cappybaras.tumblr.com

Formerly wendiflow // 20s

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

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the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag 

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elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon

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I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

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(ARTIST’S RENDITION)

Whipped up a concept of more candy style packaging, rather than the oreo pack look that he drew.

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This response still haunts me.

The more I reflect on it the more I believe this person knows me and knew this minimalist take would particularly piss me off. The fact this is on a throwaway account with this being their only post really enforces that. 

So who did this? You can come clean now, I promise I won’t get mad, please.   

ICYMI, there was fear that companies were scraping public AO3 fics to train their AI without the consent of AO3 or its users. That fear has been confirmed.

AO3 has written about what they’re doing (and what they’re not able to do), and they recommend restricting your work to AO3 registered users only. [Instructions here]

This gross misuse of the archive by techbros is why I’ve locked down my fics for the foreseeable future. I recommend the rest of you do the same.

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Just read what has to be the worst Marvel fanfic of all time - EVERY character was one of the author’s OC’s and the only “ships” in the entire thing were the ones they spent like 600 pages in trying to find some whale called Moby Dick

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Oh, boy. This couldn’t have happened last year, huh.

Hi, I’m Nicxan. I live with my parents because the economy sucks. When my grandparents on my mother’s side purchased this home/did construction, she were a cheapskate, dodged around a lot and didn’t listen to the construction people/builders/etc., and we are working with the original plumbing. Nothing has been updated for it; we didn’t know how bad it was. We were on borrowed time since they moved in.

Turns out that there was a sewage leak, and there’s ROOTS IN THE PIPES, and we can’t fucking afford to get this thing done. Insurance refuses to cover it – two companies have told us that face-to-face.

Believe it or not, the estimate above is the CHEAPER OPTION.

Right now, we can’t take showers. We can’t do laundry. We gotta handwash dishes until further notice. We even gotta skimp on toilet paper when using the bathroom. There’s a fucking hole in the ground that we can’t cover up because the water needs a place to go.

We need help. Badly. I can’t offer commissions. I can’t take a job. I NEED to focus on my certification course so I can eventually pay back.

If you can spare anything – anything at all – please send it to: Paypal: nixxiepictures@gmail.com Venmo: nicxanbrooks

Thank you for reading. I’m really sorry. I hate doing this. I just don’t see another option.

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that's a funny post, person I do not know. let there be warmth between our houses. unblock me so that I might reblog it and usher in this new era of peace.

No. You know what you did.

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I've just started learning Spanish and today instead of saying "mucho gusto" (nice to meet you) I accidentally introduced myself by saying "musto gucho" (must taste) so apparently spoonerisms are not an English-exclusive feature in my brain

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You are correct, it apparently means that in Italian (Google translate automatically switched to Italian and confused me)

Hi friend sorry to confuse you even more but that doesn’t mean anything in italian either 😅 google is being mean to you

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You're also correct. When I have Spanish selected it says 'this is Italian' but when I try selecting Italian it says 'this is nothing'

what to say when asked how many genders there are?

There's no set number of genders because gender refers to an individual's personal identity, which can be pretty expansive and fluctuate. Simply put, it's dependent on the person and it's an ever-changing spectrum.

cool I agree now how do I say that without being harassed afterwards

"At least two"

imagine if u made a post and someone rbed it like “#not that funny #mediocre jokes #posts that’re just ok #not fave #don’t look at when sad #3/5”

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wait come back uhhhh #quite exasperating #zebralike

you follow the letter of the law but not the spirit. i disapprove of you but must oblige

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