in what corner of gods green earth is this a compliment
Took a wrong turn somewhere
i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie
-one of the two guards
10am is a normal time to wake up and 9am is early. and other unemployable statements.
Reblog to help forward the cause of science or something, honestly I'm just curious to know how old everyone is.
i dont think any video game will ever look cooler to me visually than portal 2. honestly I dont think anything will top that game stylistically as a whole ever. something about it just makes me feel emotions that dont exist. I dont want games with open world maps I want more terrifying unfathomably massive crumbling rusty nightmare science facilities. pipes all over the damn place
What have they done to my beautiful mute autistic nonbinary son?! They made him a project manager 😭
Absolutely refuse to leave this in the tags
“The first sound you hear, is the sound of my hurdy gurdy as I was tuning it up. And this weird, lopsided, almost out of tune groove started coming out of the instrument, and I just started recording it, and that’s actually the first sound you hear during the Black Sails main title.
To this day I have never been able to recreate it. It was like this magic sound that happened. I had the mics on and I was right in front of it and the weather was right, it wasn’t too humid, it wasn’t too dry, and the hurdy gurdy made the sound.
I think it’s very iconic of the show. Every time I hear it I go, ‘that’s Black Sails’.
It captures the spirit of the show. These are all broken, sad, almost unlikable characters. And the combination of that hurdy gurdy groove with the melody that’s slower than it should be. To me it just struck that nerve. I think it gets to the core what the show’s about.”
you still call her "op", i already call her "wife", we are not the same
you still call her “op”,
i already call her “wife”,
we are not the same
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
remember when cis people got really fucking angry about the concept of a trans guy blowing someone at a gloryhole
"they dont know you're trans >:(" dude its a fucking gloryhole you dont know anything about the person on the other side that's the whole point
sitting in my house seething because somewhere a guy might be getting his dick sucked
have your characters permanently disabled at the end of their story. It's not a punishment, I promise. You don't have to imply that your hero is going to "overcome" their disability at the epilogue.




