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God of Grain

@capitalistchrysanthemum

nicki, 21. foremost sea bishop of the popery
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i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

grindcore father and breakcore mother talking to their harsh noise baby: bwoooooooooow…💥BWBBWMAMAMMAMMBAAAAAAAAAMBWABMWBABBAWMWAB💥 BABABAABABBABBABABBABABWSSHOOWOOOOOOOOOOooo💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥WBWBWW BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPWPAPWPWAPPWAPWAPAWPPWAPWBWAPBWAPBPWAPBWABPWAPBAWBPWAPBWMMMMMMMMMMmm💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥MMMMMMMMMMMWBBWBBAWBWBWBBWBWB baby: H h H h H h H h H h H h 💥 H a  h h HH Hh HH E E E E  E E 

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🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹² ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃ ˢᵘᵍᵃʳ 🐝 walter-wasp Follow Nice i am going to eat it i think :3 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ²⁷³⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁵⁴⁷⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷⁵⁴³ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ¹⁵⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ¹²⁸ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ ² ᵇᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿ ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒˢᶜᵒᵖᶦᶜ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ

My favorite little subgenre of the occult is "Fake Martial Arts" because what if that was the one type of magic that was literally 100% real. I love the idea that there's some dude in a strip mall dojo named Sensei Todd Wayne who can teach you how to kill birds with ki blasts.

It is 1880s America, you are about to spawn as a Historically Significant White Guy. Choose a class:

TROUBLEMAKING FRONTIER PREACHER

  • Special Power: Good Christian. Your vague adherence to American protestantism will ensure that law enforcement does not bother you whatsoever.
  • Victory condition: Fuck enough of your followers wives to start an inbred theofascist micronation.

MANICALLY AMBITIOUS CON ARTIST

  • Special Power: Basic Literacy. You're poor, but you know how to read. They'll never expect it. You may forge literally any document and it will be believed 100% of the time.
  • Victory Condition: Steal enough money to fuck off to Latin America. A Spanish speaking nation might as well be the moon to your debtors.

EUROPEAN NOBLE FAILSON

  • Special Power: Colonial Wealth. Your funny accent, foppish dress, and noble title, will make any American think you are totally good to buy it on credit.
  • Victory Condition: Become the boytoy to the wife of some borderline-gangster politician and save up enough political capital to run for office and get addicted to opium.

DOOMED FRONTIER EXPLORER

  • Special Power: How The Fuck Are You Alive. Your freakish diet of pork, whiskey, and maple syrup, makes you entirely immune to all physical injury and disease. Somehow.
  • Victory Condition: You have one mission, and one mission only. You need to piss off some completely friendly natives. You need to piss them off so bad they leave your stupid ass to starve in a food forest they've been cultivating for literally thousands of years.
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click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

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hop drink…………

You can only click this in moderation.

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ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

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in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

You’re going to turn into something

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Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…