slapping him saturday

whoop him wednesday

thumping him thursday

fuck him up friday

swipe him sunday

maim him monday

trash him tuesday

now you can reblog it 24/7

Happy wack him week

no I won’t explain myself

Had me feening the second I saw him 😩

When you want to give your fan fiction a home of it’s own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has it’s own website now.

her eyes are completely devoid of any emotion....she's seen some shit..

It's Show & Tell Time!

What song or quote is stuck in your head right now?

I was tagged by @twstlibrary !

...well then 🥲

❤️ TAGGING: @xialatvs, @theorphanprince, @shiny-jr, @187-mg and who else wants to!

Oh my god I'm so dead

Thank u for the tag kajssj this was so fun!!

Tags: @stabberella @jellymoonbear @kaeyatic @asmos-pet @svgarslut and anyone who wants to join! I'm way too sleepy to think

You know, I could probably take him—

Tags: anyone who’d like to do it <3

Um....no comments needed

Tag yourself if you want to play.

I fucking love this man.

Tagging: @amistytown @anjels001 and @demonfamilytherapist

A-all of them? I have to fight all of them? Or can I choose a side?

Tagging @partialdignity @anni1600 and @eternallydaydreaming2015

Either my own OC for the game Obey me, Rhea. Or Asmodeus. I am not sure if my oc counts, but I think I could take them if they don't use their pacts. Asmo, sure. I just need to distract him either with beauty or by being flirty/seductive, I don't even need my pact lmao

Tagging: @obey-me-headquarters @underratedbitch-number13 and @mammonsbby

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B*tch I could never- time to be choked to death a second time ig

tagging: @cezza-joev @zzzlevislothzzz @lilyrose-art @wilczachannn @allywritesanimeforfun @atinylittlebee @beepbopbee @portal-fox @blog-ru-and-palette @flxffyclvuds

Do these count?? Cause idk-

@sunniewrites @aphroditesgarden @beepbopbee @nightmarefox15 & anyone else!!

hahah fuck

Tagging @michu-writes @atsumuahh @jschllatt @capital-d-colon + anyone else who wants to join <333

bit late haha...cant believe im fighting daddy cheese D:

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PICREW CHAIN!!

Im starting a picrew chain because it is 1:19 am and im bored

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NP tags <33: @camilosunshxne @camilos-mivida @duckymomo002 @baileeblanc @ikissjesse @sweetaeyoung @r0ck3n1buk11 @strengthsapprentice

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Tagginggg: @febreezecommercial

hiiiiii ty shy shy

tag: @bloody-eye-sockets + anyone else idc

Not really me but close enough ig…

Tagging: @paddlewacksidiots @th0tpimusprime @hunneiuwu @princess-sonias-castle @sardonic-the-writer @alisawasstolen and anyone else idc

@mapleklap @micskitt @nightmarefox15 @cocasoula @cedarwood-forest @cosmicisbored @lyssys @jeeblie @hunneiuwu @friedsharkface @driverpicksthe-music @divine--serenity @sleepycottoncandy @sapnap-nursey @sqermygeco @sorry-sweetpea @stevelaacy @atlasdoesthings @peachiemilkytea @om3ga-but-sfw @talkedjupiter78 @the-hearteater

@sundrop-tetsu @icarusthefoolish @iideluvia @sunniewrites @wrenqueenisboss and anyone else ^^

This is really cute 😩

Tagging: @stickthebonsai @junomuno @bluethepearldiver & anyone else!

hpw the fuck are there porn bots in my ask box

when'd that start happening???

Yep i got one earlier too

We all really gettin attacked by the porn bots 😪

Anon or not, make me choose between:

do it. make me choose

Show: Gravity Falls or Adventure Time?

Character: Slimecicle or Ted

Pairing: strawberries and cream or strawberries and chocolate

Anything: Cats or Dogs

I'd love to know >:) let me silently judge you

<3

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

This was a nice recall to childhood

If you’re a real human person still using the default tumblr avatar, consider changing it.

why should you change it?

When you guys pop up in our notifications, most seasoned tumblr users will suspect you’re a bot and block on sight.

why do we block immediately?

tumblr has a history of bots trying to infiltrate and establish a connection to a valid, existing blog in order to populate google searches. Simply liking or reblogging a post, not just adding a scam link to it, establishes this connection. Tumblr users don’t want this to happen, especially if it’s a scammy p*rn bot. So, we often block on sight.

So now I have to reblog stuff AND change my pfp?

Well, of course that’s up to you! I just want to explain why you may have been already blocked by an artist/blogger you may have discovered recently, and how you can avoid it in the future.

Reblogging does help creators more than likes because your reblogs will show up on the dash of those that may follow you. Plus, reblogging puts that post on your own blog, and in case the original gets deleted or edited by the OP, it’ll be on your blog like that–forever (or until you delete your blog). Nice.

Here are some free icons created by catalyststuff on freepik. Highly recommend their art for a simple replacement!

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

it is a curse to be a person who can only enjoy music through headphones everyone thinks youre being rude or dont want to engage or you get “oh you can just play that out loud” im sorry but NO. i need to play this exact same song twenty seven times and i need it to be loud enough it wraps around and consumes my very soul