Mermay 2022 by Lucas Werneck
mean lesbians are the world's last line of defense against the golden retriever boyfriends
like ideologically I disagree with capitalism but I do love shopping. I'm a shopper. I take my little coins and I get treats in return.
No you don't see the real reason we're shoppers. We like hunting and gathering. Think about it lol
Hunting for a good bargain and gathering things that bring you joy.
babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now
Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
i just fucking love people bro just now i passed by a woman in a jumpsuit holding a caulking gun and totally unprompted she called out from across the lawn, "buy an old frat house, they said! it'll be fun, they said! guess what i just found. a single thigh high in the rafters. so much for chastity!" and idk how to explain how absolutely enchanted i am by that one ten-second interaction like people are so vibrant
No matter how strong-minded a woman is, she will show kindness to the man she loves
Ok some more bullshit for twitter refugees who need to learn the Tumblr Etiquettetm
- Change your blog icon. Do not leave it as Tumblr default bc you will be seen as bots. Also helps if you change your URL to something fandom related/unhinged. urls like sarah-x-lynn will cause people to think you are a bot and block you
- There's no algorithm. Whatever pops up on your dash is yours to deal with. Unfollow/block people as you please.
- Again, there's no algorithm. The content on this site is user-circulated. Abuse the reblog button.
- Abuse the tags. If there's something you wanna say on a post but don't want to intrude, use the tags.
- Follower numbers don't matter here
- There's no character limit on posts or in blog descriptions. You can post the bee movie script 50 times if you want. Go ham
- This isn't twitter or tik tok or whatever. There's no need to censor yourself. Outright admit you want to kill a us senator, no one will judge you.
- If you're gonna trigger tag something, don't censor it. Don't use like #r/pe tw use #rape tw
- Lastly, don't be a dick to people. Abuse the block button for all it's worth.
reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is
can i post about wanting to kill specific celebrities by name and with that weapon on here or not i forget
thank u i just wanted to say i really want to stab elon with a knife like really really violently 10000 times
like a lot of it basically
I've been waiting for him to say this lmao
He's responsible for this beauty
There are more but I don't have them
all classics