uhhh, yeah

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

[ID: a photo of a plush cow with the text “it’s going to be okay but it’s going to be different.” end ID]

"Is it normal to-" Doesn't matter. Do it weird if it isn't hurting anyone

love this type of post

& Then a weird guy appear

you know he sniffed a dirt

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours

He was forced to begin or end an activity at a time which didn't end in 30 or 00

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

oh….yeah…maybe

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

Joseph's brothers would have sold him to One Direction

(@lucydonato)

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

Nobody wants to acknowledge this ESPECIALLY on the left but unfortunately we’ve got to face the facts. Big strawberry