Wtf

a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it's a vitamin

Blackberries - Kees Blom , 2021.

Dutch , b . 1968 -

Oil on panel , 90 x 90 cm

Man did anyone else have those white boys that just moaned sexually in class for like no reason?

Yes, except I went to a girls school so we had these white girls who would make grunting noises like they were pooing. Oh the joy.

That actually sounds a thousand times worse thank you.

1 like = one beer bottle thrown in a busy street

1 reblog = One cigarette given to a pregnant woman

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

theyre putting gasoline in mcflurries now

Johnny Mnemonic (1995) dir. Robert Longo

you only get one day to reblog this

what we’re NOT gonna do is let the bluechecks back in. the doors to this abandoned clown factory are LOCKED SHUT

Back in? We never left

It’s never worked before, what makes you think it’ll work this time

Better see y'all reblogging this

This user wears their mask over their nose and sealed properly!

Older sisters have both a god and victim complex

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”

made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

god bless america

(x)

I once got trapped next to a 9/11 was an inside job type on a greyhound for like 5 hours so i started talking about the kennedy assassination

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild