following your dreams is dangerous. last night I had a dream that I set fire to the city and then challenged the president to a game of mario kart and got assassinated. do not follow your dreams.
sirdoctorandhisrose
quidditche
EMMA YOUR HERMIONE IS SHOWING
That old woman wants Sam so hard, I am gonna die...
Dean is just so good at anything he does, we see him in a lot of situations and he always fits in perfectly. He would be perfect in any situation.
Why is it that all cars are women?” [Gabriel] asked.
"Because they’re fussy and demanding" Zee answered.
"Because if they were men, they’d sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
Gabriel, Zee Adelbertsmiter, and Mercy Thompson in Silver Borne by Patricia Briggs pg. 61 (via skippyjumpsin)
becausebirds
What’s this? What’s this? There’s striped things in the air.
The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
These are even funnier now that my parents are being walled in a zombie safe zone.
Im the friend that picks rainbow road
