Priests in media

“if you have time to lean you have time to clean” ohhh fuckin if i have time to work i have time to jerk. bitch

been informed that i have accidentally done a pretty good jesse pinkman impression in this post

Here, have your star

losing my shit because my dad was telling me that some country music artist he likes went to the hospital and got high off edibles and made an album that was so far removed from being country music that country music fans of his are having fucking fits about it online but that’s not the strange part, the strange part is that this dude sought out the guy who animated those cool 3d jojo intros from parts 1-3 and that one batman ninja movie (i think his name is junpei mizusaki) and got him to animate a full 40 minute short film set to his new weird album and it looks like fucking

this

i wasn’t expecting to love this so much?? this dude just like created a new genre i am so impressed. the first music video is out now and on god i am vibing with it so hard

its like… country cyberpunk

This shit is absolutely insane. I’ve been listening to this song for the past 2 days.

at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats

when me and Jean-Michel make it out of the trench with dry socks and no infections

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

I’m just gonna add this:

Happy Star Wars Day!

Re: “WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD”

Mark Hamill was a guest at the german television show Disco on ZDF (second largest public-service proadcaster) in the ‘80s. And… yeah… he was apparently made to do this…

I was like, “Ok, Ok, I don’t understand the language, but whatever.”

THEN VADER SHOWED UP WITH THE WORSE TRUMPET EVER AND SAVED US ALL.

These are my villain origin story

this is so important what color is this

this is from standing on the shoulders of complex female characters by rayne fisher-quann

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

hold on i gotta make a post

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

long sleeve got scrunched up while putting on jacket 3 dead 10 injured

Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit (tr. by Stuart Gilbert & Lionel Abel), 1947

There are so many beautiful things on planet Earnth...

Everybody just pretend to be normal.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE 2006, dir. Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris