guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!
sometimes a bug will clean its antenna or a bird will itch its feathers with its little feet or a kitty will blink its little eyes at you and then youll feel so overwhelmed with love for the world you cant even stand it
a couple of the many beautiful Kikihia scutellaris cicadas molting last night :-)
my nephews lunch that he packed
burning man 2023 explained
- burning man is a festival for rich white people who want to smoke weed and trip acid in the nevada desert and pretend they're one with the earth. it's not a music festival or anything that serves any purpose, it's just vibes
- a hundred year flash flood just hit nevada, including where burning man is being held this very weekend
- dry desert ground can't suddenly absorb water, let alone that much water all at once, so now burning man is a giant mud pit with THICK deep mud
- nobody can get in or out, so they closed all the roads
- FEMA just told the *73,000 PEOPLE* stranded at burning man to shelter in place, ration food and water, and essentially "you're on your own, good luck"
- the port-o-potties are overflowing into the mud they're all walking around in
- the official CDC twitter account tweeted (and then deleted) that there's a confirmed ebola outbreak at burning man, but people are pretty sure it's just trench illnesses. like actual WWI trench illnesses
- earlier this week, climate activists protested against burning man, and all the attendees drove right past them (and yelled at them, and tried to get them arrested, etc)
- there's a private jet at burning man where people can join the mile high club. it just takes off and lands all day and lets people fuck in it. no word yet on the fuck plane's current status/location
and lastly: when the ground here gets wet, the sea monkeys hatch
Love when you see a piece of equipment in the the hospital with something scrawled on it in permanent marker like “this is PROPERTY of 6N!!! Do NOT remove from 6N!!!!!!!” And you’re just like well. I found this equipment on 2S. All the stern handwritten warnings mean nothing in the face of basic hospital thievery.
Found a piece of equipment today with NICU written on it. The NICU is the neonatal intensive care unit. I was for sure not on the NICU. We robbed this battery pack from the sickest babies you can imagine, just translucent little troopers valiantly growing their lungs, and at no point was I like “I gotta return this.” I was like “fuckin got em” then I dunked a preemie like a basketball
When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
when you pick what sounds like a good option but then it ends up being the complete opposite tone from what it sounded like it would be
*blinking crusty eyes like a newborn animal* jul y ???
fuckihg SEPYEMBER?
i Hate when a horror movie is boring like how could you fucking do this to me
fun facts
- Brian May initially didn't like "Don't Stop Me Now" as he felt it was celebrating Freddie Mercury's hedonistic and risky lifestyle. He added that he struggled with the lyrics at the time, because it was about a difficult period in Freddie's life when the singer was "taking lots of drugs and having sex with lots of men". However, after hearing the song being played at weddings, parties and funerals, he has come to appreciate it as representing "great joy"
- According to Dolly Parton, "Jolene" was inspired by a red-headed bank clerk who flirted with her husband Carl Dean at his local bank branch around the time they were newly married.
- Jolene’s name is based on that of a young fan who came on stage for her autograph: "I said, ‘You’re the prettiest little thing I’ve ever seen. What is your name?’ And she said, ‘Jolene.’…I said, ‘That’s the prettiest name I’ve ever heard. I’m going to write a song about you'"
like last year? maybe 2 years ago now? my car was having trouble starting. so my brother, with all his repair tools, said he'd look at it. brought out this fancypants battery tester with a whole colorful wheel that the needle would spin around to tell you EXACTLY what was wrong with your battery.
it just spun to 'BAD.' so he was like, 'well. looks like your battery's bad.'
thanks.
anyway a new one was nearly 200 whole entire dollars. augh.
also listening to my neighbor's radio bc they like to play it out on the sidewalk. at least the one guy isn't drunkenly singing at the top of his lungs with his truck radio tonight.
as always, pls reblog >:3