Shout out to the teachers that let you down easy

me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

first world problems #2

My back hurts from sleeping all day

like father like son.

I like when shit just works out

I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

Ye

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate