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Dear Neil,
when are we going to see YOU🫵 doing the apology dance for the way you ended the season hmm?
I only apologise for things I'm sorry for having done.
Spoilers for totk
But anyways it's Zelda attacking hours.
Hey Zelda. How's the air up here? That's nice. I'm gonna knock out one of your teeth now.
Nothing personal, Zelda. This has nothing to do with you stealing my house and taking down my cute little sign with my name on it. promise. *smack smack smack stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab arrow arrow arrow*
She won’t remember. The game actively encourages me to smack her anyways.
You can use light dragon parts to make weapons that will heal you as you use them. Violence and healing all at once. Thanks for your sacrifice, thanks for your time powers, but I smack you now. Incredible violence. Stealing all your teeth to upgrade my armor.
When Zelda comes back and asks where I got the weird sword I’m gonna be like oh that’s your horn. Do you like it? No shame. You know what I do to dragons, Zelda. You know what relationship dragons and I have. You knew what you were getting into when you swallowed that glowing comma. Link eats dragon scales. Cook ‘em up, make a good elixir, yum.
A Link’s gotta do what a Link’s gotta do.
ryan gosling this. ryan gosling that. margot robbie made barbie what it is. she OWNED it. put respect on her name
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.
that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan
he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.
but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.
but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.
that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.
I take back everything that ive said is the scariest trans experience in the past, nothing is as terrifying as using the shower in a gym’s men’s dressing room whose policy of ‘matching biological genitalia only’ is nailed on each shower door
as a trans man and as a gay man, communal showers and dressing rooms are a place of real genuine danger and i NEED cis and het people to understand this. my attraction to men and my lack of a penis make the simple act of showering after work a life-or-death action
someone asked and yes, this is okay to rb including if you're cis/het/cishet
how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor
I don't know how else to explain the experience of seeing Barbie 2023 in theaters, wearing pink, except that it felt the way the summer of Pokémon Go felt. We were UNITED. We were JOYFUL. We were HYPING EACH OTHER UP. We were ALL PLAYING THE SAME GAME.
Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
This (from Cornell Labs via Merlin) is the pic I was looking at. It's just a little baby but it's so much bigger than its "parent"!!!! Do baby cowbirds feel isolated? Do they understand they're a different bird, or are they just a really bad sparrow?
hey, good news! ecologists have been studying this very thing! it seems young cowbirds have some kind of innate sense that leads them to sneak out of their foster nest at night to hang out in grasslands where they—more often than not—meet other cowbirds and learn more about what they really are.
Thanks I am going to cry so hard I throw up ;-;
My dad just sent me this text after I said that they “can’t stop me from eating a fuck ton of bread rolls” (they’re on holiday)
HiPOD 19 Jul 2023: Pitted Mounds in Acidalia Planitia
This image in the Acidalia Planitia region of Mars shows numerous round hills that have a large circular depression on their tops. These pitted mounds may be ancient mud volcanoes that formed when liquid mud erupted from underground due to shaking from a nearby Marsquake.
Similar to volcanoes formed out of molten rock, or lava, mud volcanoes form as the erupted mud piles up at the surface. Acidalia Planitia was likely a large depression that filled with mud, sand, and other sediments that were transported here by water flowing from regions to the south.
ID: ESP_078491_2225 date: 25 April 2023 altitude: 300 km
NASA/JPL-Caltech/UArizona
Source: uahirise.org
were-ralph
IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY
Pokemon Heritage Post
I need to put this on a tee shirt.
So bachelor in Finnish is just “boyman” (poikamies)? That’s hilarious. So you can say “Sä oot niin poikamies”. (“You’re such a boyman.”)
The apartment in which a single man lives is a poikamiesboksi, a boy man box.
Ah, but let’s not forget bachelorette: rather than being the logical tyttönainen (girl woman), it is poikamiestyttö (boy man girl).
Neil would probably post this, but he doesn't have social media. So here's a gift link to a story I know a lot of you will want to read.
I didn’t realise this until adulthood but handmade birthday piñatas are the apex of parental devotion. I spent the week cooking for my ravenous teenage cousins and felt a bit crestfallen at times that I was spending so long making something that was going to disappear within minutes—but with piñatas it’s so much worse, they exist to be savagely maimed. Year after year my father asked his kids what shape they wanted this year’s piñatas to be and he spent weeks painstakingly making them in the basement after work, only to watch a bunch of oversugared bat-wielding kids gleefully destroy them in less than 10 minutes.
I mentioned this to him and he said he remembered researching tarantula anatomy for the giant spider piñata I asked for when I was 4, trying to make the fangs the right shape and to cut the crepe paper into very thin ribbons so the thing would look appropriately fuzzy, and I was like “and I don’t even remember it because I was four!! spending so long building a beautiful object only so your kids will have fun destroying it, knowing they won’t even remember it, is such a selfless endeavour” and he said “my other motivation was that you said you wanted the spider to look real & scary so the kids at your birthday party would be terrified of it and you’d get to scoop up all the candy and I wanted to support your slyness & ambition”
for a while there i was sympathetic to tumblr because of how much they’re in debt; i was kind of like “well of course they’re absolutely desperate for new users, they literally need the money or else tumblr goes down forever”. and then suddenly today it hit me that there’s actually no fucking reason for that debt to be causing these ui changes? the userbase has been INCREDIBLY clear about what they want from tumblr over the years, not to mention clear about the fact that even twitter people don’t need this place to look like twitter. it actually would be very… EASY? for them to just make changes in a direction people would actually be HAPPY with?
for fuck’s sake there were people trying to organize a “crab day” for tumblr despite tumblr doing nothing but telling us to go fuck ourselves for months on end. there were people spending hundreds of dollars on check marks just for the glee of MAKING FUN of twitter. can you IMAGINE how much money this userbase would donate to tumblr if they actually made ui updates geared toward what people have been asking for?
if tumblr actually crowdsourced ideas or even just LISTENED to their userbase it may have been possible for them to make way more money than they’re begging for now, they just insist on trying to drive their actual demographic and loyal userbase out for literally no reason
They are doing surveys that are really hard to find because their survey blog has reblogs disabled for some reason.
Log survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2V3MQTP
Short survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/HS5LP3W
Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/benevolenthellsite
