mx-bones-deactivated20160831
What is Vince's B-Day... If he had one?
mx-bones-deactivated20160831
What things does Vince say when he's just had a power boost?
" HERE WE GO "
" Time to kick aaaaaa-as many butts as we can "
" Let’s GO GO GO "
" Now this is more like it! "
" WOOOO! "
" Let’s get this show on the road! "
mx-bones-deactivated20160831
What kind of things Vince would say when he's low on health?
" Don’t worry I g-got this "
" I could use some toast right now "
" Hold on kiddo, I promise I’ll help you "
" Come on now… "
" Ahem, some toast would be great yknow? "
" er… "
" *imitating ambulance sirens in a lazy manner* "
" Not to be a wet blanket or anything but- I’m about to die?? Haha "
mx-bones-deactivated20160831
What if when Vince stay's on idle for too long, he'll begin to say supportive messages to the player, because he will believe they're not moving because they're scared?
" You alright there kiddo? "
" Did you forget the controls? "
" Hello? "
" *humming tiptoe through the tulips or something* "
" It’s alright kid I got your back "
" You got this "
" Ding dong? Anyone home? "
raecoon-deactivated20160805
littlemiss-silence
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
crazysillygirlythings
I was watching the trailer earlier and saw that scene and died and this made it so much better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
**GRAVITY FALLS SPOILERS**
So what if Bill visited Dipper just after the portal opened up? What would he tell him? Probably something like this.
HOW THE SIGNS TOOK OVER THE WORLD
Aries: Through fear, murdering masses of people
Taurus: Cutting off supplies to large cities and stopping all transportation
Gemini: Gaining public support, then turning on them
Cancer: Has a Secret Police force
Leo: Manipulates leaders to get them to turn on each other, thereby destroying each other
Virgo: Hacks intelligence databases
Libra: Marries into wealth and uses it to manipulate people
Scorpio: Tortures and terrifies entire nations at a time
Sagittarius: Blackmails leaders into doing their bidding
Capricorn: Controls the world economy, pulls all the strings
Aquarius: Uses biological warfare
Pisces: Incites mass international rebellions
When I hear people say that they ship Elsa and Anna together
When I hear people say that they ship Dipper and Mabel together
When I hear people say that they ship Tadashi and Hiro together
When I hear people try to justify incest shipping by saying “I can ship whatever I want”, “It’s fictional!” and “They love each way too much to be just brother and sister.”
Incest shipping in general
This whole post bless it
When you start a drawing that you know will take a long time
5 minutes in
Your Horoscope for Today:
Aquarius: There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day.
Pisces: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus. You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.
Aries: The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep.
Taurus: You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
Gemini: Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancee hurls a javelin through your chest.
Cancer: The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test.
Leo: Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik.
Virgo: All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you. Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick.
Libra: A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you. Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
Scorpio: Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak.
Sagittarius: All your friends are laughing behind your back - kill them. Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.
Capricorn: The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying. If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.
deadjosey-deactivated20200613
Mahogany: *looking beautiful*
Vendetta: *looks at Mahogany*hoe don’t do it…..
Mahogany: *hair flips looking more beautiful*
Vendetta: oh my god…..
no she doesn’t. who wants a significant other that nobody else wants to fuck? it’s like striving for something nobody strives for. yall are backwards. they are THE reflection of you, so if they don’t want them …guess what?
jvnkcat-deactivated20190117
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say
dave-vriska
NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SCENE IS REALLY REVEALING THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING SQUIDWARD DOES IN THE SHOW THROUGH THE LENS OF SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM PTSD AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE
SQUIDWARD IS A WAR VETERAN
sb1206
EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE
lvl666blastoise
OMFG
panicr
WHY
myotpisgay
DO YOU REALIZE THE REASON HE SAID EXPLOSIONS IS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SPONGEBOB WAS GOING TO EXPLODE BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE PIE BOMB.