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Public Snervice Announcement
Ву BJs4Bildad and @bingothedingo666
Writers, artists, creators of the GO and After Dark Community, I BEG of you to take just a few moments of research about snakes when you create content surrounding them. I say this with love and adoration because where else am I going to get snake porn? But the amount of times I have read about Crowley losing his scales takes me OUT and brings my horny to a HALT! There's more misinformation about snakes out there, but this is my biggest ick. Thank you for taking the time to learn just the basics and thank you Bingo for so enthusiastically hopping on board to help me teach all of you!
Hugs n Big Sloppy Smooches, - BJ
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some fake screenshots because this idea has been EATING at me @___@
bg was very hastily thrown together with a screenshot from jlu animated and a nasa photo of earth lmao
edit: i’d love to know what you guys would pick!
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i created a game just for you: https://colinw.itch.io/gcdjv
(as seen in "deja vu," by the brilliant colin watterson. works well on PC, badly on mac.)
the password is “GC123”
Spoilers below for path choices:
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Reminder to file your taxes if you haven't already
The deadline is today for Canadians: April 30th, 2024.
I use ufile, which is free for Students and if you make less than $20,000:
If there's any other free tax websites, feel free to comment them below.
I'm doing mine now because I have ADHD and forgot until now. Oops.
List of free ones:
https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/e-services/digital-services-individuals/netfile-overview/certified-software-netfile-program.html
If you ARE late its not a big deal. If you were getting a refund you'll only be charged a late fee. If you owe tax you'll be charged a late fee AND interest.
Link:
Hey! I'm a tax professional and that's simply not true! You will NEVER be charged a late filing penalty for filing after the deadline if you don't owe the government any money. Late filing penalties are assessed as a % of the amount you owe, so if you don't owe, or have a refund, you CANNOT be assessed with a penalty.
It's impossible to be charged a late filing penalty but no interest. If you're self-employed, though, (the most likely group of people to owe money at tax time) then your filing deadline is June 15 but your payment deadline is still April 30, so it's possible to be charged interest but no late filing penalty.
(The linked article also does not say what the above poster says it does. The article is accurate but a little bit vague about the details so it's understandable if it was misinterpreted. But people don't always click through to read things and I want to be sure y'all know that you WILL NOT EVER be charged money by CRA for filing late if you do not owe them money. They will pay interest to YOU if you're filing more than a year late and they owe you money.)
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entered a manic state yesterday and did a Hardware Store cover in some obscure 90s tracker
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Jason and Tim fighting about something
Jason: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!
Tim more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED
Damian in the background about to speak up
Tim: You're not a part of this
Damian: >:[
spoiler, duke, damian, simultaneously: I'M NOT!
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this
Amazing tags
my ankle is so fuckin horny tho
A victorian
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good
he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade
in response to everyone making charlie do shit like this, they patched the fuck out of him to be nigh unusuable. but im working on him, and i found out what they did.
and im working on it
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🛠️ toolbelt selfie 2 ft. proper PPE 🛠️
he/him (butch lesbian)
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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Anonymous asked:
I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.
I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!
You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.
How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”
I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.
Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-
Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.
The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.
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+ bonus (someone that should be feared):
I’m sure that somebody has probably pointed it out already, but there is officially published material in one of the art books of naked Jar Jar, and he’s like a Ken Doll down there:
@kaijutegu ever heard of a cloaca? Jar jar is a reptile.
Nope, Gungans are amphibians! Amphibians, while in possession of a cloaca, are not in possession of dicks. They just don’t work that way. When amphibians reproduce, they do something called a cloacal kiss, where the male ejects sperm directly into the female. Tailed frogs do have an extendible cloaca that can help propel the sperm into the other cloaca, and sometimes it comes out in packets, but amphibians have no penises. Jar Jar is packing absolutely nothing.
Also, having a cloaca doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a dick. Lizards have two dicks tucked up inside their cloacas. But amphibians just don’t work that way. Frogs, salamanders, Gungans? Dickless wonders the lot of ‘em.
There goes anon’s hopes and dreams
nyaanarchist
more importantly, why would even want Jar Jar to have a dick when we’ve seen their tongue game in such excruciating detail in the films? I’m a lesbian and am repulsed by men and even I’d consider getting cleaned out by it
What the absolute fuck did I read? I just woke up, and I get hit with a jar jar dick debate….
Every day and every night, I am reminded by this site that language is a concept humans have created and that words have meaning. I am reminded every day and every night of this fact viciously and brutally by this site. We should have never crawled out of the sea.
please. please leave me alone
This … is the best bit of fan-ish discourse ever. The best DISCOURSE EVER. Full-stop. More, please! I was burnt-out AF but I feel LIFE returning to me. PLEASE, keep it pushin’, you creepy-ass freaks, because I guarantee, as creepy as y'all is AND y'all’s meta is, I’M YOUR FUCKIN’ CREEPY-META-VOYEUR.
I’m watching you and enjoying all of this… .
… and I. STAN <3
As you were.
I’m sorry but assuming that that gungans are analogous to the Earth class Amphibia just because they share several common features is so fucking anthrocentric. They didn’t evolve on Earth, they’re not part of our evolutionary tree, making assumptions about similarities we can’t see without grounding them in the biology of their own planet or the culture of their own people is just lazy anthrocentrism. Fighting against interspecies bigotry means headcanonning JarJar with a HUGE dick.
What weird way to learn that my JarJar is hung like a whale ask post has reached even poor @derinthescarletpescatarian.
Well, given the fact that it’s even been reblogged by @world-heritage-posts I think it’s time to bring a tumblr personality I really admire into this dark pit of utter nonsense:
@thebibliosphere, this might horrify you, but at least it’s less traumatizing than your dreaded “crucifix nail nipples” post. I think.
I am so sorry, everyone. But not sorry enough to not reblog this again lmao
Hey do you guys remember this post
wait back up, are people really surprised that people think general grievous is fuckable. he's a vibrating robot cyborg with 4 arms. This is the monsterfucker webbed site. General grievous isn't even mid-teir for weird robot fuckery, he's still humanoid. People who want to fuck GlaDOS are further up the weirdness scale, for fuck's sake.
...also also official art of any star war character featuring genitals would be surprising, by that logic no one in the star war has genitals. Seconding derrin's headcanon of hung jar jar for spite.
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Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
- Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy
They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination
#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won’t stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING
yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them
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#i LOVE animorphs but i never wanted to be an animorph b/c uh. everything they go thru is unrelentingly terrible#that being said if i had to choose one i absolutely would've chosen tobias. i too was willing to live as a hawk to get out of school#poll#fandom#i chose sabriel b/c at the time i was MASSIVELY into the idea of doing magic with music and necromancy is cool okay#now i would choose cimorene. be sassy to assholes. wield sword. have dragon bff. eat hot chip and lie
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One of those going-over-the-fandom's-head memes about Shuro Dungeonmeshi being hopelessly infatuated with Falin and loathing Laios even though they have basically identical personalities where the direct takeaway is "lol, Shuro is dumb" and the part going over the reader's head is "people decide whether your autistic traits are charming quirks or red flags based on whether they find you fuckable".