…aaaand checkmate ! (Unmute !)
Funy how tumblr has become the place people go when there is nowhere else. give us your tired, your sick, and your cringe masses or whatever
Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻
I'm really enjoying all of these different emotional hate crimes on Italian's lately. Next up we can annoy US southerners by doing things like adding sugar to iced tea.
That just sounds like sweet tea. Both are popular.
Unless you mean making iced tea, fully cold, and then adding sugar to that?
yes, that was what I meant add the sugar to the glass of iced tea
Lived in Florida for several years, I do know the difference.
Same with grilling and bbq
opheliadarkee
BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT
I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday
I’ve never seen a dog eat something slower in my life. That pup is taunting them
🐺🍎🐺
A classic.
In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.
This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.
Emmitt and the Columbarium.
terfs being the true feminist icons of the world by fighting to imply women aren’t people
If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?
OBSIDIAN'S ENTIRE GAME CATALOG IS ON SALE
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
YOU CAN NOW PERMANENTLY ALTER YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY FOR SIX DOLLARS AND 59 CENTS
my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party
UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect
this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”
fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image
