Can you explain this gap in your blog history
I was employed.
this site- no, this world- would be NOTHING without loser bisexuals
“She liked to disappear, even when she was in the same room as other people. It was a talent, as it was a curse.”
Alice Hoffman, The Red Garden.
The entire plot of Percy Jackson the Lightning Thief could be avoided if those kids just took the fucking Amtrak to LA, I mean my service is right there and they were in NYC, why not take the fucking train
forget fixing HIM or fucking HIM I think he could fix ME with a stern look and a good fuck
Anonymous asked:
you'll be torn open and laid bare.
hehe and then what
it's one roll of toilet paper, michael. what could it cost? $35?
My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.
p.s. my latest book cartoons collection is Revenge of the Librarians: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
“If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
yall we gotta stop apologizing for making slightly horny remarks we aren't catholic
