bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
so true i love deception and spreading false information
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(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys
ppl will be like "this is unhinged" but the door is just ajar
this. you described it. thank you very much poorlittlevampirebaby.
sometimes i wonder if my friends have any idea what i'm talking about when i mention the uncanny valley in a non-literal way. maybe i talk about the uncanny valley too much.
obsessed with how my sky kid looks like theyre Going Through It
saw the barbie movie. iconic. movie of all time.
I’m so real for creating this post /j or maybe /hj😘
I feel like I saw someone do this but I’m not sure
Edit: DANG THIS POST IS GETTING LIKES I WASNT EVEN TRYING MY BEST ON THIS 😭BUT THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES AND REBLOGS❤️
BOYS WHO SAY 'KYAAA~!'
REBLOG AND CREDIT TO USE~
a bird in a cage
WOAH that is cool
I love making shit up and lying to people and never telling them the truth
artists rendition of my first day of college
“this comic is fake” i bared my SOUL to you by telling you this happened to me. i wish this comic was fake
It’s me, i live across the hall. I wish I had never had this interaction.
GO WATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER
ok now what
8 minute long movie?
it was a porn
I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background.
need someone to put me to death with the silly circus cannon i promise i'll be good or kill 30 guys whatever you want i need this so bad you don't understan d every day i wake up and it hnk abuot how much i ned this. please please please please please palesa
finally read that stupid donut fic everyone talks about, had me giggling so hard i was in a coma for 15 years, now i don't know where i am or who i am or how to spell resturant. restarant. restrant. anyways.


