Hi there! The name's Candy. I'll mostly be posting Obey Me! fanfiction and headcanons here. I may write other fandoms in the future but, for now, I plan to stick to Obey Me! content. I won't be taking requests but ideas, suggestions, and constructive criticism are always welcome!
That's all for now! ❤️
RAD council officers meeting.
Lucifer: So in conclusion, Belphie, Satan, Levi and Beel will be hosting the Haunted house for the festival. Mammon and I shall be helping with the cafe and Asmo has chosen to do a demonstration on proper care of wings and horns.
MC: What about me?
Lucifer: *sighs and rubs temple* We discussed this MC, it’s not safe for you. You will stay at the castle and will be provided with entertainment and meals until the next day when the festival is over. If we cannot escort you to keep you safe you cannot go.
MC:
Diavolo: Looking anywhere but at MC.
All the brothers: Looking anywhere but at MC.
Barbatos entering the room with tea: *chokes*
Barbatos: Uhm..My Lord? Why does MC look like that?
MC: Aggressively pouting with arms crossed.
Lucifer: My Lord! Don’t!
Diavolo: *Peeks at MC* Oh my devil. Lucifer, you have to see this face! *whips out phone*.
Lucifer: *covers eyes* NO.
Other brothers: *various gasps and squeals, numerous photos taken.*
MC: *narrows eyes and continues pouting*
Lucifer: Dammit MC! I can feel that!
Lucifer: *sighs* Fine! Fine! Mammon, you will escort MC around the festival and if anything, And I mean ANYTHING, happens I will have your head. Satisfied?!
MC: * giggles and hugs Lucifer*
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STOP I feel so called out right now- ✋🥲
MC: "Best way to make someone fall in love with you. GO!"
Beel: "Feeding them?"
Belphie: "Manipulating them."
Mammon "Saving them from certain death!"
Lucifer: "...How about just being nice???"
MC, pointing at Lucifer: "Is that your dad?"
Satan: "...Kind of???"
MC: "Mammon and Satan are fighting!"
Lucifer: "And?"
MC: "What are you going to do about it?"
Lucifer: "Absolutely nothing."
Lucifer: "If they kill each other it gets rid of two of my problems."
Belphie: "I'm going to cry."
MC: "What!? No!"
Belphie: "You let me take a nap on your lap or so help me God I will cry and you will be sorry."
MC: "Fine!"
Lucifer: "The drama held in your tiny body is astounding."
MC, shrugging: "Need to keep you on your toes somehow."
Random Demon: "What's it like being the only human in the group?"
MC: "...I have the best bodyguards in the world. No one can fucking touch me."
Lucifer, talking to his brothers: "I love you all dearly. You are the light of my life and my precious family."
Lucifer: "You are also the reason I drink."
Random Demon: "You chose him?"
MC: "Yeah..."
Random Demon: "You saw the pompous asshole-y one and thought 'Ah, yes. Perfect.'?"
MC: "Look, I'm not proud of it okay?
Mammon: "Lucifer, what's somethin' ya assume about me?"
Lucifer, without looking up from his desk: "That one day you'll be the cause of my death and I'm not entirely sure it won't be unplanned."
Mammon: "Don't be ridiculous!" Mammon: "Ya know I never plan anythin'."
*Mammon enters HoL, covered in blood.*
Lucifer: "What evil have you committed today?"
Mammon: "Why would I tell YOU that?"
Lucifer: "It would make my job easier."
MC: "Hey, would you do something-"
Asmo: "No."
MC: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say, would you do something illegal for me?"
Asmo: "Oh my Diavolo, yes! Let me go get my purse!"
*MC and Lucifer go on a date, but the other brothers show up to crash it.*
MC: "What are you all doing here!?"
Satan: "Revenge."
Mammon: "Same."
Levi: "Boredom."
Asmo: "Drama, obviously."
Beel: "Hanging out with you?"
Belphie: "I was promised chaos."
Lucifer: "Oh my Diavolo, GO HOME."
Mammon: "I sleep with a knife under my pillow."
Levi: "Weak. I sleep with a gun."
MC: "You're both pathetic."
Levi: "Oh? What do YOU sleep with?"
MC: "Lucifer."
MC: "Mammon, I don't think Lucifer is pleased with you right now."
Mammon: "Why do ya say that?"
MC, reading aloud: "Dear Mammon, I hope this message finds you before I do."
When Mephisto does something that inadvertently helps Lucifer:
Lucifer: "So, does this make us friends now?"
Mephisto: "Don't say that. Haven't I suffered enough?"
When MC gets sick of the brothers' shit:
MC: "God, give me patience."
Lucifer: "I believe the saying goes 'give me strength.'
MC: "If he gave me strength, you'd all be dead already."
