Animation found in the data of Super Mario Galaxy for an unused enemy named “Torimoti” in the associated files. Unfortunately, Torimoti has no gameplay code attached to it, making its behavior unknown. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Small Findings | Source

if dovetiger has a million haters I am one of them. if dovetiger has only ten haters I am one of them. if dovetiger has only one hater that is me. if dovetiger has no haters, that means I am no more on this planet. if the world is for dovetiger, then I am against the world

>:(

official list of warrior cats characters that you are objectively factually wrong if you dislike

-sparkpelt

-leafpool

-sasha

-dovewing

-dawnpelt

Squirrelflight

male animals vs female animals

male animals vs female animals in children's animated movies

Artwork from boxes of officially licensed 1986 Super Mario Bros. rice seasoning from Japan.

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Oh so all mario art around this time was just really weird with the legs

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

date of origin: 6th of september, 2014.

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

The flipside is also true!

Your protagonist is honest? That’s good… until their survival depends on them being able to lie convincingly.

Your protagonist is brave? That’s good… until they foolishly run headlong into danger without a thought for the consequences.

Your protagonist is forgiving and able to see good in everyone? That’s good… until they continually forgive someone who doesn’t deserve it, and get taken advantage of because they can’t fathom that some people just suck.

Your protagonist is funny? That’s good… until they piss off everyone around them because they don’t seem to be taking the situation seriously, and they keep avoiding dealing with their problems by hiding behind humor.

Most personality traits aren’t inherently good or bad. It’s all about context, and how far they go.

the maps coined a new term to call themselves

P.E.A.R,aka  “pro-expression, anti-repression"  was a term coined by well known pedophile 4-lung stay safe y’all,and block these sick freaks

theyve also been using the pear emoji along with the acronym to identify each other

Because “MAP” was too blatant and lets you know what their real intentions are when you explain that acronym. This one, you have to actually delve into why they call it this. This is literally them trying to rebrand pedophilia a second time because the first time wasnt good enough.

Oh Jesus, why can’t they just go to therapy already!!?? They’re evolving but in a terrible way, they’re changing their strategies and now actually putting brain matter into their bullshit.

I’m salty because I like pears as a fruit and now I’ll never look at them the same ever again.

Stay safe everyone. Just, please, if I were you (if you’re a minor reading this) I would make my social interactions short and minimum. Don’t say your more private stuff like your address or personal life situations (because they will take advantage of that) and if you want to say something about yourself, clearly state that you’re a minor, and if they start being creepy with you after hearing that your young (asking pictures of any kind, gaslighting you, “flirting” and saying provocative things, etc) report them and stop contacting them immediately.

PLEASE stay safe out there, specially if you’re a minor, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THOSE PEOPLE.

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

Our Mom, who art gonna hear about this,

Before every boss fight

That was like 26 buffs.

LOL

Me getting ready for sex

r/lies is definitely the next actually funny reddit that's going to get ruined by unfunny tumblr users trying to be XD random so they can screenshot themselves for notes I can feel it

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

In Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS, if Mario (or any other playable character) catches on fire by touching one of the torches next to the Lethal Lava Land painting and enters it on the frame where his health is reduced to 0, he will have 0 health upon entering the level, causing him to die instantly.

While in the original game, he will play the burning animation, in Super Mario 64 DS, the code was changed slightly so that Mario plays an animation of being hit from behind and then dying.

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