October can’t come soon enough
charlie-plaidbury
IT IS AUGUST
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
vrisky-8usiness
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
One of the contractors at work drove past my shack on a forklift yesterday, stopped, backed up to my window and said, “hey, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?”
My knee jerk response when asked this, even if it’s by a companionable dude old enough to be my dad, is to go, “uh, nah-” and then ramble uncomfortably until someone stops me-
-which is what I started to do, only to be cut off by Contractor saying, in an embarrassed rush, “some of the guys were asking me because you and I talk sometimes, but I didn’t want them to hit on you at work, so I told them that you Worship the Devil and would Hex them if they tried. I’m sorry.”
Which leaves me wheezing helplessly, trying to get my shit together, because this is honestly one of the nicest, most hysterical things I’ve ever heard someone say to me.
Oblivious to this, Contractor then follows up with, “and they were like ‘forreal??’ so I was like, ‘yeah, she’s probably a sadist, too, you can tell by her jewelry. She’ll stab you or something.’”
And tbh I can’t even come up with anything witty to say in response, so all I manage to choke out is, “pleASE LET THEM CONTINUE TO THINK THAT, I’M BEGGING YOU.”
And Contractor just smiles and is like, “Okay! I just wanted to let you know!” before driving off with his forklift.
Like?? Thank god for Contractor tbh. He’s an angel among men, and I hope the rest of his life is filled with prosperity and happiness and like, that he finds $20 on the ground every week for the rest of his life.
Update: Every time Contractor sees me, he does a little Devil Horns gesture at me and its adorable.
Update the Second: I saw Contractor while doing my tour and he told me that the guy that asked if I was single was around, and that if I saw him, I should just make complicated hand gestures at him while I walk by to scare him off.
This guy’s a fuckin gem.
y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???
fucking wild levels of hilarious
why are rich people like this lmao
“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.
Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.
Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”
Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.
sobeitjay2
Payless:
“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”
- Barack Obama
getcultured
Big dick energy
Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth
i reblog this everytime
This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke
sobeitjay2
*Walks past mirror after gettin out the shower*
The interesting link between the two situations is that they were both indirectly caused by a complete disregard for proper regulations
rohie-deactivated20191102
girl he’s not mysterious he just doesn’t know himself well enough to have a clear cut personality complete with nuances and strong values
you know what? women shouldn’t be expected to shave anywhere and that’s the tea
literallyokaytm
But women shouldn’t be shamed for shaving if they want to!!! ♡♡
mizkameron
literally no one has ever shamed any woman for doing what society expects and teaches her she’s got to do to be desirable! thanks! that’s the opposite of the problem!
There are women who have been literally shamed for shaving but go off I guess.
yes.
dreamybrowngirl
These looks like stills from a movie that I would very much be interested in watching.
Oh but it is!! These lovely screen shots are from Neko Samurai!!
Basically Dog-Gang hires dude above (Kyutaro) to kill Cat-Gang’s beloved Cat but the cat is too cute to kill and Kyutaro “accidentally” catnaps the cat and angers both gangs. It’s a wild ride.
BRUH
I am buying this film :D
shieldmaidenuk
Oh. My. GAWD!
coolcatgroup
I NEED to watch
Y’all.. what Danai be doing to these men 😂💗
I mean look at her 🤤
likehercoffee
she and i gonna have a talk about this when we get home
Can you really blame them???
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lezromantic-deactivated20230103
Black man: Racism is hard white Woman: Sexism is hard Black Woman: Both at the same time is really hard guys….. Black man & white Woman:
