ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music
update: she has called the neighbor over to help her
okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing
okay final update: im grounded
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
"hey dude where’s my laptop"
"oh its in the snow"
"y"
"aesthetic"
lmao
If you know that you’re are failing some of your classes and that you have homework due in for for them but you physically cannot stop yourself from procrastinating and you don’t what you’re going to do about your future so you feel kinda like you’re going to throw up, clap your hands.
*clap clap*
i thought this post was going to offer me advice but it is just telling me to clap
I can’t stand her. She’s so comfortable too😂
"WTF, Dad! That’s NOT yours!" by Alex Vaughn Music
livin up to her word
We’re canceling Valentine’s Day, you are getting a $100 fine if you celebrate it
the parks and recreation group is our actual government and the government you know is just being filmed for a tv show
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