you WISH you were eating sweet mulberries from a stranger’s overgrown tree at twilight in a silent neighborhood

why is this getting notes. i was just bragging about my evening it was meant to be like a 2-3 note post with nothing but likes from mutuals

Politely, you did post something quiet and sweet on the yearning website

ok that one’s on me

LETS TROT

ANOTHER MOMENT, ANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE LOVE. TODAY IS THE DAY TO KICK OPEN THE DOOR AND FLOOD THE VOID WITH RADIANT LIGHT OF CREATION SAYING 'I AM HERE AND I AM UNIQUE. THIS IS MY POWER.' LOVE IS REAL BUD LETS TROT HERE WE GO

You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it

For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

being a hater is a private affair. haterism for clout is embarassing, get a journal, gel pens even

If you people start giving Hobie Brown the Eddie Munson effect I'm going to start killing. His ass would not be listening to arctic monkeys be so fr

I need to give tiktokers a seminar in comics and music

Ohhhhhkay. The really punk thing to do is not to let anyone tell you what you can and can't listen to.

ITS A MUSIC BASED SUBCULTURE

I feel like there is a difference between gatekeeping and... punks listen to punk music. thats a pretty fundamental part of being punk.

Gatekeeping: "Oh you're "punk"? Prove it. Bet you can't even name every Dead Kennedys album in release order. Oh you don't know this one specific album? You're not a true punk lol you're a poser"

Not gatekeeping: "Listening to punk is a significant part of punk culture and frankly it's weird that you're so obsessed with getting to call yourself punk and use punk imagery when at best you clearly have no interest in engaging with the music and at worst you openly despise it"

I don't even really care if someone uses punk imagery and doesn't listen to punk music. If you wanna wear black denim and studded jewelery and listen to Taylor Swift? Go with god.

Like, if you wanna get sucked off in a rest stop bathroom by a ten dollar hooker that's your prerogative. But if you drive your KIA Sorrento there, you don't really get to complain when no one calls you a trucker.

in depth review of 9 sorts of whiteboard markers assessed on a variety of criteria

well worth a read.

@ultimaid

Wait where’s the rest of the marker test for whiteboard erasability over time??

saw another trans person in public +60HP +500EXP

My brain feels awful where's the pic of the bedraggled cat waking up from sleeping under the weighted blanket

hi!! I’m going to (FOOLISHLY) attempt to revive my tumblr! I don’t know if anyone following me still uses this site, but here we go! I’ve been working on painting fairies lately - I’m going to do a big poster of the little guys in the style of a vintage scientific poster. I hope you like them! I’m going to try to update daily until I catch up with the other socials I actually use haha. enjoy!

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

Among other things if you can't use the legit market you turn to the black market anyway.

if you're worried about addiction, build a society where people get their basic needs met, including pain management.

"love is in the air" wrong! that's the buildup of static electricity before the discharge of lightning. you'll want to seek cover. quickly

A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.

if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

I will not hide this

seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog

Reddit users on Tumblr:

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour