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A piece of canadian trash

@canadiantrashqueen

hello, im kara and welcome to my burning trash can of a blog lmao
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bunjywunjy
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beaft

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

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beaft

i think i'm funny and that's the main thing

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chippish

(ID: both images are a text message conversation between OP and Mothership [their mom]

Mom: Text me to say you're home safely  OP: I'm home dangerously Mom: Stop it OP: I'm home lethally

OP: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion  Mom: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin  OP: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations I've killed three pedestrians  Mom: You're breaking my heart  OP: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision  Mom: So not funny OP: And then got up and was immediately murdered again by a different person Mom: On the tube now  So unable to respond to your witticisms OP: Who knows how many times I'll have been murdered by the time you get off the tube

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timemachineyeah
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timemachineyeah

Researching demons for a thing I’ve been writing, like ya do, and wikipedia told me this

During the 16th century, it was believed that each demon had more strength to accomplish his mission during a special month of the year. In this way, he and his assistants’ powers would work better during that month.
The classification of demons by month seems to have astrological implications more than religious ones.

YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE “WHAT SIGN ARE YOU UNDER?” WE COULD HAVE BEEN ASKING “WHAT DEMON ARE YOU UNDER?”

UM WHY AREN’T WE DOING THAT?

Wait I’m Belphegor, who the fuck is that.

“In demonology, Belphegor (or Beelphegor, Hebrew: בַּעַל-פְּעוֹר‎ baʿal-pəʿōr) is a demon, and one of the seven princes of Hell, who helps people make discoveries. He seduces people by suggesting to them ingenious inventions that will make them rich.”

I’M THE SCIENCE DEMON UNDERLING? FUCKING YES. HELL YEAH SCIENCE DEMON. 

THAT IS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN A GODDAMN RAM. 

#mine is Astaroth
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fangirlingpuggle
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klapollo

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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klapollo

where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

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adobe-outdesign

Sesame Workshop has been doing pride stuff since 2017. The Muppet Wiki has a nice list of stuff they've done:

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LGBT culture describes the social paradigm by which lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer (LGBTQ) individuals sometimes identify. C
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