The inherent embarrassment in desiring anything
*brings banana bread to the club for when me and my girls get hungry*
gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away
No umbrellas we get cleansed by the rain like stevie nicks wanted
thefighter2-deactivated20200212
the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat
september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.
Source: plutothewitch
Anonymous asked:
ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/
oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it
Anonymous asked:
my fucking mom is an astrology freak and she got a fucking c section bc i was supposed to be a gemini............
Can’t go through life settling then wonder why you never get what you want.
witchjock-deactivated20221208
Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!
Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
me: I’m not gonna let it affect me
also me: *thinks about it constantly*
IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!