I think therapists should have battles

With funky tools you can change the gay music to your favorite tracks

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU YOINKY

I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

my sister found this garfield candle at a flea market so we lit him up and watched his waxy corpus melt away into primordial ooze

Came across this while doing some research for a drawing.

we’ve all been there

i dont know i think this is my favorite image ever

Penis balls syndrome

i guess

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cannot fucking BELIEVE what jerma gets at mcdonalds. how is this man alive

the Jerma985 McDonald’s Meal:

I'm going to mcdonals and asking for the new jerma promo meal

Don't do this. I have no clue who Jerma is, and august sixth is long past. but just in general, Don't do this. mcdonalds employees don't get paid enough for bullshit like this. Just order food that's actually on the menu and try to act like a regular person.

im walking into the nearest mcdonalds right now and not leaving the store until i get my McJerma Meal

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

message to all straight men: stop listening to WEEZER and learn how to PLEASE HER

How to trick a monkey.

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