plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?  - Adam Lupton

Note 1.  (via goodwinmacalister)

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

where were u when u realized that men are literally useless

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

you can’t spell school without i hate my life

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

complete panic in one screenshot

Can I have this?

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