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@cam-the-fander

cam, he/him

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Roman: Who here eats pizza crust?
Virgil: I eat pizza starting with the crust.
Roman:
Roman: Do you understand how upsetting what you just said was?

I have a headcanon that Virgil eats everything the wrong way because he ate alone for most of his life and never really learned what the proper way to eat things was. Then Roman and Logan freaked out about how he eats things and he decided he was never gonna do it the right way now, just to bug them.

I can imagine this before “accepting anxiety” at a point where they were everyone is already used to having him around but still not decidedly getting along;

One day all three other sides are at the kitchen chatting over breakfast, when suddenly Virgil walks in through the door. Everyone falls silent as he just stands there, holding his hands up in some kind of salute like a master of ceremony, a x4 bar of kit kat in his hand.

Then he brings it to his mouth, bites all 4 pieces horizontally at once, puts it down on the counter and walks away, leaving behind groans of frustration and confusion, and a particular voice just screaming “DISHONOR”.

One time, Virgil just bites into a hard boiled egg with the shell still on. The others look at him in unbridled horror. Virgil is unfazed by the sickening crunch. Logan begins to weep. Roman faints in Patton’s arms.

The first time he had a fortune cookie no one told him there was paper inside so he just kinda popped the whole thing in at once and they all had a heart attack

And instead of sucking on suckers he either straight up crunches them or pulled the sucker part off the stick with his teeth then sucks on it/crunches it

I still love this headcanon. All these additions are amazing.

Stop this.

Never.

It makes me sad,

THAT ISNT HOW YOU EAT A KITKAT.

WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE SHELL OF AN EGG???????

He also eats bananas sideways, and doesn’t peel them. He doesn’t peel oranges either.

Guys……this is awesome

Thank you. I am glad I’m not disturbing everyone.

he eats apples bottom up

this whole post? cursed.

Do you mean blessed?

Bringing this back because I still love it so much it makes me so happy

ngl this is one of my favorite posts ever

That makes me unreasonably happy

Virgil: *in the kitchen at 2 am, eating poptart crusts but not the frosting’d part*

Remy: *walks in*

Remy: *stares*

Virgil: …

Remy: *grabs soda bottle and shakes it before drinking a mouthful like a shot*

Virgil: …

Remy: …. Noice.

Sleep approved this message

why the fuck is this on my dash again

I brought it back

I feel like he also eats ramen without cooking it.

Oh yeah 100%

Once a kid at lunch did that and we all just watched in horror as he just bit down at it spilled everywhere because we had to clean up our tables.

We were perfectly fine with him eating uncooked ramen. We just refused to clean it.

That’s amazing

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Deceit definitely does this too, just to annoy everyone

this post is cursed.

*Blessed

Y'all know that video where the girl puts milk in the bowl, cuts a gash in the side of the cereal bag, pours it sideways, drinks the milk from the bowl and eats the cereal with a fork? Virgil does that.

Heck yeah he does

its back and it’s as cursed as ever

Every so often it starts getting notes again and I go “Hello, old friend!”

He eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mayonnaise and drinks orange juice right after brushing his teeth.

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

F u c k

Because of this I stopped procrastinating and got 1000 words out on my WIP!!

Whyyyyyy

@jynxlovesluck suffer with me

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO SUFFER SO YOU DO TOO. ALSO @thatsanswitch @poisonedapples @hanramz-the-fander

BITCH

H E C K

um wow i feel attacked

oh god dammit

leave me ALONE

a g A I N ???

Hello, All!

I'm in the middle of writing a Sanders Sides fic and I was wondering if anyone would want me to publish the first part now or wait for it to be a singular thing? It's about 800 words at the moment and I feel okay about it!

Thank you everyone for this oportunity!! My mistress has been very happy with me and my kindness to share money, thank you so much for taking my money and being happy. I really don’t need this much money and it never made me happy, watching it being sucked dry has been the most exciting couple of weeks I’ve ever felt in my life. 

-Paypigbi

push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

This is all really good advice for dealing with long term depression and anxiety. It’s not gonna magically cure you, but I’ve pushed myself to incorporate a few of these things into my day to day routine and it helps

This is all part of the lifestyle I have and I want for myself.

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

Preeeach

Hell yeah!

Me: *Is trans*
My brain: What if… you are faking?
Me: *spends hours and hours of my day trying to calm my dysphoria* *can’t even shower without getting nauseous* *hates how i look* *doesnt fit into my assigned gender at all* *wants to go on hormones and get surgery asap* *thinks about going on hormones and getting surgery 24/7*
Me to me: Omg… what if… I am faking it…
Me: *Is mentally ill*
My brain: What if… you are faking?
Me: *can’t even get out of bed most mornings* *cries in the shower* *is constantly shaking* *lives in a neverending state of panic* *worries everyone is going to leave me* *worries everyone is staring at me* *has awful instrusive thoughts* *has a severe lack of energy*
Me to me: Omg what if-

Reblog if Talyn is just as great as Joan

I’m upset by the lack of notes

Reblog you fucking cowards

Talyn is honestly so amazing

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Talyn is an amazingly talented human bean! The fact of the matter is that they are very talented. Their editing skills are phenomenal and their make up skills omg. From their fashion sense to their love of bats and cats, they truly are a spectacular human. Their colourful hair is just always on point and I wish I could hug them. One of my greatest inspirations is Talyn. They’re so amazing 😄😄

reblogging again because f u c k y o u

THEY ARE A PRECIOUS PRECIOUS OF PRECIOUSNESS. JUST AS PRECIOUS AAAAAAND AWESOME AS JOAN. AND THEIR PRECIOUSNESSES COMBINED MAKE THEM PRECIOUS OVERLORDS. 

TOGETHER THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE

Ugh

My mom wants me to join the ‘Young Republicans’ committee in our county. She says she wants me to join so I can address the ‘issue with the growing lgbt population’ in our county. She got upset bc I said no until I said that I just didn’t want to go to the summit meetings semi-anually. Like if you support my mom on this one, reblog if you support me. I’m gonna show this to my friend to prove a point.