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the wobbegong liker

@calzonejomes

member state of the fucking your mom fandom. yes, your mom specifically. im so sory

ok everyone say hi to dot

hello dot, come on people say it with me. i just brought her home from the shelter today she could use your encouragement

i bet if i took a peasant from the middle ages to the modern world and gave him a single dorito, he would kill himself promptly upon learning he was trapped here and now, that he could never return to his wife he loved and that his old life was effectively over

good. i hope those outer space mother fuckers are dealt with in the strongest possible terms

seeing what hes done to twitter i think musk should run for president next

guards! enough. stop jacking this man off. its time to begin jacking him On

my beloved daughters ann and cath. short for anode and cathode

penis orkchop might sound like a great name for your kid, but watch out: someday, it may be abbreviated to p. orkchop, leading to ceaseless bullying

nice try, but im not gonna get more stupider

why am i getting infowars ads. what did i do wrong

just spent like an hour in call with a friend perusing the "yoda swag" and "yoda swag tshirt" image searches and this is the cream of the crop

ill post a picture when it arrives