Not sure what this is

Paris - July 3rd, 2011

for the love of god unmute

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in

"biblical womanhood" do you mean me who happens to be a woman attempting to follow God's commands??? in whatever form that takes???

This is very high on my list of favorite Onion articles.

I feel like they should just print this out and hand it to any reporter dumb enough to ask about recovering bodies

^ that pairs really well with this quote too

my favorite part about this mspaint is how succinctly it depicts the Titan. it was just a fucking tube with titanium endcaps.

do you want to see a submersible that's capable of reaching the titanic and has been in operation since 1964? yes this has been in operation for almost 60 years:

look at how this thing was designed with safety in mind:

the part where the crew sits is entirely made out of titanium, and it's a sphere. why? because a sphere has less weak points than a cylinder. it's more or less uniformly strong in all directions

if you look at other deep sea subs that support a crew and you'll notice a pattern. while their superstructure that is not pressurized may vary, the pressurized compartments are spherical. take a look at this pretty comprehensive list of manned deep-sea submersibles and click through to some that are on the list of the deepest dives

I referenced the Alvin first because it was famously used to explore the titanic but the list goes much deeper (remember the titanic is at about 4000m depth)

Here's a cutaway of the Challenger. Notice anything?

the titanium sphere used to house the crew?

now look at the Titan:

its an accident waiting to happen.

the Alvin designed 60 years ago is still diving to the depths beyond the titanic, and has completed around FIVE THOUSAND DIVES because it was designed with safety in mind

the Titan got crushed into a billionaire smoothie maker because the CEO who commissioned it designed it to carry as many paying customers as possible for the lowest cost, and by his own mantra of "safety gets in the way of innovation"

you can't innovate your way around physics! the physics that led to the design of the Alvin in 1964 are the same physics that made gogurt out of you and your passengers mr stockton rush. no amount of free market entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make your tube go super saiyan at 4000m and prevent the mathematical certainty of physics from taking your life

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

gotta love philippine ad strats

there we go

"Lions" by Yamaguchi Sekkei, 1668, Japan

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

on this week’s episode of “Progressive “Christians””

we are surgeons who don't study human anatomy

you do realize its their choice to do this right

You cannot say you are a part of the faith when you remove two of the biggest parts of the faith especially when one is the book that literally goes over what the faith is about and believes in. Lord grant me patience

“I like your shoelaces” as a call sign during WW3 so mutuals don’t kill one another

clearing a room shouting "shoelaces! shoelaces!" after the flashbang goes off and relaxing as i hear the countersign "president! president!" come from behind a counter island

armor

I made this edit of a dream I had the other night. Idk why but it was so funny to me I woke up laughing so hard I was coughing

i showed my homeboy and he sent me back this 

they're not even his teeth

normalize whistling as a love language

wait oh my god

I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way

got a haircut the other day.

Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.

Read More & Play The Alpha, Free (Windows)

Can't wait for the submersible DLC

I say this with affection: the Honor & Glory guys are absolutely fucking insane. They’re going on? Eight years of work now? With the eventual end goal of recreating every inch of Titanic in painstaking historic detail. There used to be an actual game planned for the environment as well but I think at this point it’s 100% about the ship.

Godspeed, you lunatics. Hopefully my computer will be able to handle the end product.

Have you guys seen Muppet Babies Camilla yet. I really think you guys should see Muppet Babies Camilla