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college tuition

failing an exam you actually studied for

when u broke af but u strongly support treating yourself

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

woah

EVERY BODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

Everyone needs Laverne cox to come to their house and spit truth in front of the mirror

those hops!!!!!!! that stride!!!!!!!!

do you live on elm street because you’re a nightmare

*is in hell*

me: it’s hot satan: it’s the heat

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

she’s no baby but she licked me anyway uwu

“I liked them before they were famous”