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Shit Happens

@callmeguillermo

Live for the moment; Always chase your dreams
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LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

Ellen Goodman (via feellng)

Damn that's. Real.

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I am seriously so happy I have tumblr. I am extremely socially awkward and I have social anxiety, and recently it got really bad and I barely interact with humans outside of my house (in really high levels, if more than one person starts talking to my eyes get shiny.), and thanks to tumblr I’m hella happier. It’s like my escape, I will never give it to someone I don’t trust. This sounds extremely weird but who cares 

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Colour My Inbox

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*