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Unfathomable

@callm3chipmunk

16//Chile
hola hola, coca cola
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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???

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cool i have decided to never ask my followers anything ever again

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You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

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that was so intense

where is her oscar I’m shaken

How dare they play their own dog like this?

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me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!
them: hey
me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫
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me: *procrastinates necessary things*
me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
me @ me: why are you like this