A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

I love abandoned ruins so much

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

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she is an Artist

such grace…

omg her lines <3

wow, when will I ever?

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

#indoorgardening

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

Just here for the money part lmao

Bring me my blessings

I just need the money

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.

I should’ve done this . Nobody told me this was an option . Fuck …

I took @dat-goat-boi‘s shitpost (with permission) and turned it into an even shittier post. Enjoy!

a friend of mine made an edit of my shitpost so that’s neat

I just found a back stitch alphabet where tiny cats in various poses make up the letters and I don’t think I’m ever going to use another font for the rest of my life.

Tell me more

“how much do you love milk?”

me:

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

oh… the tea is hot

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.