“Only Andrew saw the strain in Neil’s mask”

-Ch 12, The King’s Men, Nora Sakavic

kind of in response to my previous post bc neil’s handwriting is horrendous as a lot of people had said

(this is dedicated @philosophium bc u deserve the world HA) 

I just cant

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

I am dieing.

Neil was g o n e.

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

Its even funnyer to Australians

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it

I would be terrified

where can I sign up? @0lai

the signs as this post

driver: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

firecracker?? person???thing?????: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio

buisnessmen: Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra

tiki looking motherfucker at the end: Pisces, Aquarius, Taurus

where’s the Leo

Leo's the one that came up with the whole thing.

When The Signs Go To Sleep

Aries - 9:30 PM Taurus - 3 PM Gemini - 2:30 AM Cancer - 11:30 PM Leo - When the Sun rises Virgo - 4 AM Libra - Dusk Scorpio - Who knows? Capricorn - 5:41 AM Sagittarius - 8:00 PM Aqaurius - 1:29 AM Pisces - Around Ten