this is so damn funny

Reblog this or die.

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

I like this picture

united states of america

east coast

west coast

the south

the midwest

Maryland 

(via meanboysclub)

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

Aggressively petty is pure New York. Ghostbusters II said so!

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg 

“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

I should not have laughed that hard at this…

the god damn comedic timing on this

important

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

some of my favorite tags:

some more gems:

this post just gets better and better

No u

MCR NEW LEAKED SINGLE

FUCK

OMG ITS SO GOOD

I’m so happy!!!

I’M LEGITIMATELY CRYING RIGHT NOW

im watching this at 1am and crying . for real

how the hell do you accidentally throw your bass in someone’s face

“This night was the first time on stage that Pete had ever done this ‘Around the World’, bass-toss. Unfortunately, Patrick caught the bass right between the eyes. It actually knocked him out yet somehow his knees locked in place. When he came to he was still singing (albeit sounding like Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein) while bleeding all over Joe’s white Les Paul” - Andy [x]