Trash memes is this blog's theme : ^)

10 years is a long time to mourn someone who’s not dead

If we all confess to robbing pewdiepie the police will never be able to find who really did it. They can't arrest all of us

if we all rob pewdiepie the police wont be able to fit us all in jail. They can't arrest all of us

protecting and serving looks

making me look at this is police brutality

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

god i HATE it when shit i saw on facebook actually makes me laugh

where to cop

this is such a strong opening paragraph for an article about a medieval cookbook

Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up:

FREE HIM.

Free my mans

Why should they free him? He was involved with a store Robbery. He clearly isn't innocent.

HELP

Placing the cup up against ya forehead was the cheat code

Me every time I walk into a waiting room

My parents just switched me from wet to dry food and it’s fucking ruining my life

Due to personal reasons I’ll be

If that's the case then I'll be