Childish

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

rip Achilles you would’ve loved hightop sneakers

you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

i miss the real gun emoji so much

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

You can't claim that your narrative is a profound commentary on human nature if the human representative is Spiders Georg

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

the first rule of gun safety is to have fun and be yourself

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

look at this gay gorilla

serving gunt

and on out of touch thursday

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER