*Drops down to one knee*
Will you marry me?
*I pull out a ring. It is a cherry Ring Pop*
…I would love to, but alas I am already married
profic-pantheon
We can elope, Frank. Run away to Las Vegas and get a drive-thru wedding. Come on, you’d turn down my cherry ring pop?
Frankly, I’m not sure we would survive Las Vegas
profic-pantheon
True, true. New Orleans, it is!
I would love to, but alas I am already married.







