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@calechipconecrimes

there is Something Queer™ going on here | Cal or Cale | gender is weird but I'm fine with he/him | teenager | absolutely the worst thing you can do is take me seriously

hello and welcome to my brainspace

new intro post wooooo

my name is Cal, i'm a teen, and I am aromantic and asexual

I’m a really inconsistent tagger but i try my best to tag fandoms and triggers 

I blog a lot about:

  • stuff from my mutuals and others I follow (this takes uop the majority of my blog)
  • Will wood <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
  • the owl house
  • avatar: the last airbender
  • amphibia
  • 17776/20020
  • axolotls
  • the renegades trilogy by marissa meyer
  • aro/ace/aroace stuff
  • my thoughts

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happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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My success? I owe it to hard work, grit, and the funnel of human suffering that is generational wealth. I came from humble beginnings. I was born in seventeen cities at once as my dead eyed sow of a mother extruded me into the belly of a moving private jet. From there, I was raised in what could only be described as a series of private compounds where I was given literally everything my pudding-soft raw meatball of a brain could cogeal into a coherent sentence.

My family was always important to me. I would not be the man I am today without my family's proud history of owning plantations. Yes, I am so horrifically out of touch that I will proudly point to the pallid and incestuous ghouls in my hula-hoop of a family tree, slack-jawed and unaware of how utterly ashamed I should be. In fact, I may even imply that this is aspirational.

When I discovered the petrochemical extraction industry, I knew I had found my dream. My parents bribed me into the best colleges in the country, where I spent the next 20 years of my life pureeing my brain with paychoactives in a hollow attempt to squeeze even a single emotion from the bowl of pureed cauliflower that my brain has become. I graduated top of my class because my parents donated a parking lot.

When I saw my first oil derrick, I experienced something deeper than sexual arousal; a nigh-prophetic sub-primal sensation beating like a drum against my limbic system. I knew it was my destiny to combine the unfathomable violence of my predecessors with the sterile efficiency of late-capitalism. I experienced a waking dream of tar sands packed with writhing human bodies, the turning spear of the derrick thrust into them like the hungry ovipositor of a tarantula hawk wasp.

In order to realize my dream, I knew that I would have to produce neoconservative propaganda videos for children, and post them on YouTube. It is for this reason that I am PROUD to present: Why The Demonic Left Wants To Take Your Sweets And Cakes.

every time new people come into the monday streams it takes a few minutes before they realize that the MASSIVE 970x1440 block piece of minecraft pixel art I’m working on is done in survival

and then everyone has to roll for psychic damage

buddy there’s a reason one of my only concessions are to turn on cheats so i can give myself tnt

the amount of terraforming I’ve done over the course of this project would blow your hair back

(but yea if yall ever needed an incentive to come check me out on twitch on mondays…)

welp it’s monday! I’m still in printmaking hell but this’ll give me a chance to relax, see yall at 8pm est today

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing