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if gay means happy why am I depressed

@calechipconecrimes

there is Something Queer™ going on here | Cal or Cale | gender is weird but I'm fine with he/him | teenager | absolutely the worst thing you can do is take me seriously

hello and welcome to my brainspace

new intro post wooooo

my name is Cal, i'm a teen, and I am aromantic and asexual

I’m a really inconsistent tagger but i try my best to tag fandoms and triggers 

I blog a lot about:

  • stuff from my mutuals and others I follow (this takes uop the majority of my blog)
  • Will wood <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
  • the owl house
  • avatar: the last airbender
  • amphibia
  • 17776/20020
  • axolotls
  • the renegades trilogy by marissa meyer
  • aro/ace/aroace stuff
  • my thoughts

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how are all these people creationists but not environmentalists. youre gonna insist that earth its gods meticulous creation but be fine with pollution and environmental destruction and extinction? if its gods creation wouldnt you want to respect and take care of it? im gonna scream

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how are all these people creationists but refuse to engage with creation except for this "gods plan" dissociation where life is just a temporary inconvenience to get through before going to heaven

THE COMPLETE MONA LISA

Few people know that the commonly known Mona Lisa (Actually entitled La Gioconda by Leonardo da Vinci) is only part of the full painting. The lower half is seldom unveiled as it’s considered to be of lesser quality than the top of the painting, and possibly unfinished by the artist.

But the Louvre today unveiled the lower half for a new exhibition taking place until this summer. Said Louvre Curator Lou V’Curador, “The Mona Lisa, as it’s known, is more than people think. Leonardo was ahead of his time and this threatened art critics of his era so he kept the lower portion hidden and until now, we at the Louvre have respected this concept. But we felt the time was right to showcase the full work.”

V’Curador went on to explain that many modern art aficionados would be upset by the unveiling, and that it would hurt some of their feelings. But V’Curador explained, it was important to the art world as a whole, and everyone knew- He had to do it to ‘em.

Lou V’Curador.

Lou V’Curador.

Lou V’Curador.

Lou V’Curador.

Please refer to him by his proper title, Louvre Curator Lou V’Curador.

You might say he was born for the job

Louis Donatien Alphonse François V’Curador was born in 1977 in a village near Lyon. From an early age he expressed an interest in art. Even at age four he poured over books by Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo. He always favored the classics, eschewing anything newer than early impressionists.

He began to work at the Louvre in the 90s as a preservation coordinator, under former curator Ancien Conservateur. Ancien did not make sweeping changes in policy nor function. All who knew her said she preserved a good status quo, treated everyone well, and upheld the balance between the four major departments of the Louvre:

Paintings, Sculptures, Instillations, and Preservation. Under Conservateur’s leadership, the four departments lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the Painting department expanded into the north wing and annexed budgetary concerns from the other departments. Only Conservateur, master of all four departments, could stop them, but when the Louvre needed her most, she vanished.

Time passed and the Louvre elected a new curator, Louis “Lou” V’Curador. And although his departmental interbudgetary planning skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to reorganize the spending policy register. But I believe Lou V’Curador can save the museum:

Louvre Curator Lou V’Curador, 2019

@fjetspad Skipping random consonants is literally the sole defining feature of the French language, or as it’s called in America, “Le Fonch Len-gwajjj.” I should know, I studied it for 5 entire minutes of The Little Mermaid’s runtime.

this dude on grindr was mad that i didn't want to hook up with him and started calling me "a straight dude with a white dog" which i thought was some archaic slang i hadn't heard of but then i realized he literally thought a goat i was holding in one of my pics was the most ugliest dog in the world that i was just parading around

The thing that gets me about Looking For Jobs is that every hiring site has like miles of just saying words at you that you have to scroll through. Talking about teamwork career building opportunities goals. Talking about "our mission" & it's a grocery store

I'm too autistic for this amount of extraneous social song & dance bullshit I just want to know if you'll pay me or not

You're a grocery store. We both know you're a grocery store. Your mission is to sell groceries. You could give a fuck about peace and love on planet earth. I could give a fuck about you. I'm here because we live in hell. You know this. I know this. You know I know this. I don't know what you're paying though. Because this page is longer than it has any goddamn reason to be and you put that information right at the bottom. With an asterisk next to it

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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

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"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.

Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.

Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.

This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, they’re like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but she’s actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesn’t really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.

I’m going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? We’ll see how this goes.

This was tagged #homework and posted in December 2011.

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