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@calamitys-child / calamitys-child.tumblr.com

You can call me Aidan. 23 | Scottish | he/him diet coke and hard nipples and blood
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The Prettiest Anarchist
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If y’all like what I post here, I keep a blog active (ish) where I post essays, long meta posts, and the odd bit of original fiction or poetry! Do please check it out, and if you fancy buying me a ko-fi then I’m certainly not gonna stop you (but please don’t if you’re under 18, y’all already get paid less than minimum wage I’m not taking your money).

I have a commissions page now! Availability will be displayed here and regularly updated

I also keep a redbubble where I post some of my art! Give it a nosey, see tagged ‘my art’ if you want to know more of the kind of thing I do and if you have any requests for me to polish up old works and put them up for sale, let me know and I’ll see what I can do

#blog#fiction#my writing#meta#kofi#redbubble#my art
calamitys-child

Need to make out with someone sat in my lap more than anything else in the world rn sorry

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your-favourite-queer-man
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justsomeguycore

it’s so fucking embarrassing to find a conventionally attractive man attractive every time it happens. like oh you think the handsome man is handsome? you find the attractive guy attractive? derivative. passé. pedestrian

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Okay I thiiiink I have the basic vibes down but can someone please explain very gently to me what the fuck is gomens doing today

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queer-crusader

sometimes people dont really understand that having schizophrenia doesn’t permalock me as an angsty 13 year old evanescence fan

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deeisace
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fratboycipher

obligatory welcome guide for redditors

A lot of the guides I've seen don't actually seem to understand how reddit works in comparison to tumblr so

  • your blog is basically your own small subreddit. some people curate this heavily to fit a theme, like a sub, most people don't
  • reblogs are culturally equivilant to upvotes but functionally equvilant to crossposting
  • there is an algorithm. it sucks and nobody uses it. turn it off in settings. everything is generally chronological
  • likes are functionally equivilant to saving a post
  • you've probably already seen this but change your icon and put something in your bio or people WILL assume you're a bot. personal info not required
  • generally, anything you would put as a comment on a thread should go in the tags or the replies of a post. only add comments in reblogs if you want it to become part of the base post
  • tags are mostly equivilant to flairs, used for organization and commentary
  • your dashboard is an aggregation of everyone you follow
  • there is an r/all equivilant(trending page) but it sucks and nobody uses it
  • our search also sucks. your best bet is using tumblr.com/tagged/[TAG] and not /search
  • there are no mods
  • by extension, reporting something doesn't put it in front of the mods, it sends it to staff, who may or may not do anything(usually they don't)
  • there is no karma, there are no karma limits. anyone can reblog anything, comment/reply to anything, or post in any tag
  • "reposting"(reblogging) old content doesn't matter. people can and will reblog the same post multiple times, including in a row
  • CAVEAT. reposting someones art(NOT reblogging, making a new post) is a dick move. i know this is commonplace on fandom subs but its not necessary here. everything you post should be [OC] unless you are reblogging. or posting shitty memes
  • we have our own sitelore, you'll pick it up
  • (though im not opposed to bringing some over from reddit)
  • our app also sucks. we do not have third party apps and any that claim to be are scams. sorry
  • for desktop, most people use the XKit Rewritten extension for QoL improvements and to revert shitty aesthetic updates, much like old.reddit
  • we have no idea where the porn rules are at either. add a mature content flag to anything you'd get fired for looking at at work, that's about it

finally, from the bottom of my heart, fuck u/spez

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rockpapertheodore
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kaijudick

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

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emil

HISteria ♂️💯