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of Brownyis and Bogillis full is this buke

@calamitys-child / calamitys-child.tumblr.com

You can call me Aidan. 24 | Scottish | he/him diet coke and hard nipples and blood
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If y’all like what I post here, I keep a blog active (ish) where I post essays, long meta posts, and the odd bit of original fiction or poetry! Do please check it out, and if you fancy buying me a ko-fi then I’m certainly not gonna stop you (but please don’t if you’re under 18, y’all already get paid less than minimum wage I’m not taking your money).

I have a commissions page now! Availability will be displayed here and regularly updated

I also keep a redbubble where I post some of my art! Give it a nosey, see tagged ‘my art’ if you want to know more of the kind of thing I do and if you have any requests for me to polish up old works and put them up for sale, let me know and I’ll see what I can do

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God I haaaaaaate angel I HATE angel what's the point of himmmmmmmm "oouh I thought you'd be taller" YOURE 200 YEARS OLD AND YOUVE BEEN STALKING HER SINCE SHE WAS LIKE 11 YOU FUCKING BROODING MISERABLE NONCE "I didn't say I was Your friend" how long did you spend rehearsing that in the mirror you cant even see yourself in huh. How long. Did it sound cool? Did it make up for the centuries of friendlessness and absolutely atrocious accents? She should have staked you in that alley the first time she set eyes on you. Worst character in the history of ever I swear

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Buffy can never be dethroned as my personal Protagonist of All Time bc at one point during lockdown I was housemates with this very very paranoid stranger who always thought people were out to get him and one day he accused me of poisoning his milk bc there were bubbles at the top even though it hadn't been opened and i was like okay that doesn't sound right on a chemistry level but also i didn't fucking try to poison you what do you want from me and he was like well i don't trust that milk so I took it and drank the whole thing and said there now if I die I die and I went back to my room and thought huh well that was dramatic maybe could have handled that better and then two days later I started Buffy season 4 and one of the very first things that mad yoke did was pettily drink her roommate's milk right in front of her and like when am I ever gonna feel that seen ever again

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killrockstar

the housing market is ruining my sex life

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

EXACTLY

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Buffy truly has one of the funniest premises of any show in that like. You'd usually expect the pilot to be more "discovering the unknown" "oh dear god its the supernatural" "ooooh I'm the chosen one" meanwhile Buffy Summers is going "yes yes I fucking know, what's on the math quiz? Let me bully this English dude" it's so delightful. Hit the ground running

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mclennonyaoi

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

HE LEFT

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

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cryptotheism

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

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Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4

BABYYYYYY I DIDNT KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE TODAY

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daltongraham

What do the kids say now, this "goes hard"? Is that out of date? It slays? OK I'll be my age and say this fucking rules

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

The magnificent african forest buffalo:

iim. actually going to cry. im so honored thank uou

seen a few different threads of this post and I just think the world needs to see what the adults look like.

They’re actually a subspecies of African buffalo.

You know, this guy?

Anyway, they keep the striped ear plumes even as adults, theorized to help protect the ears from biting insects. Easily one of the bovines of all time.

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Okay not being funny but if the task is to buy someone an outfit. And the person has told you the size of clothes they wear. And you buy them something 4 full sizes larger. Well I think you have failed in the task!

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Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.

Turns out Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is a natural consequence of the often comorbid Rapid Onset Gender

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seshrat

i am like. SO HUNGRY for fiction written by trans people that’s just that little bit fucked up and juicy and gripping but i can’t find any fucking recs because all the lists are like “150 books with trans stories!” and 145 of them are the same copy pasted young adult romance/anti-romance shit with 14 year old protagonists and the other 5 is shit i’ve already read

Hi, as a trans horror enjoyer who likes characters that are fucked up, I’ve been collecting stories for a while now, so I wanted to give some recommendations. Some of them are more than a little fucked up though, so proceed with caution and check out the trigger warnings:

Psycho Nymph Exile by Porpentine Heartscape (& the short story “this permanent and growing theft”) and can be found for $2 on itch.io. There’s body horror, there’s a fucked up world, the main characters are having a very bad time - tw for many things, but especially abuse, sexual assault, sexism, transphobia, transmisogyny, trauma and ptsd. For this permanent and growing theft tw’s are sexual assault accusations and suicide. (Plus her other work seems to be in the same genre, so if you like it, check that out as well out!)

This one is… hornier than the other books on this list, but if you want to read about a former transmed trans guy, who is now forced to detransition by his mom, meeting up with the guy whose life he ruined by doxxing him and “so much coercive hair-pulling that he may as well be in Ratatouille” check out Transfag Home Video by hag fag on itch.io. Tw are given on the itch.io page.

Alice Stoehr writes short stories with trans women and transfem nonbinary MCs and some of them have so many issues and I love her characters so much <3 (if you like Casey Plett, you might like her style as well!). Check her work out on itch.io here. (tw for suicide and abuse playing a role in some stories)

I haven’t read her work yet, but Angela Quinton writes transfem werewolf transformation stuff with body horror, so maybe that’s something that interests you? (link to itch.io)

(If you have the energy I can definitely also recommend to look through the transgender tag on itch.io. Yes, there’s still a lot of romance with 14 year old protagonists (if not in age, then in spirit), but there’s also really cool other stuff on there.)

There’s also May Leitz’s horror books (again, haven’t read them yet, but I desperately want to) Girl Flesh & Fluids that are supposed to be really good. Check out her bandcamp here to buy them. There’s a lot of trigger warnings to watch out for in her work afaik.

I know you said you already read work by Gretchen Felker-Martin, but have you also read Alison Rumfitt, Eve Harms, Poppy Z. Brite, Hailey Piper, Lor Gislason, Caitlin R Kieran or Eric LaRocca? They are all trans horror authors and what I’ve read from them I enjoyed.

I hope you can find somebody whose work you enjoy on here and I wish you a fun time reading if you do :)

It’s October, so you know what that means?

More trans horror!!!!

I was lucky enough to find some more great trans horror in the meantime so I wanted to update my list :) most of them include at least Some trans wrongs ❤️

Mommy, Deadly by Ladz here on itch.io has nonbinary pregnancy horror

Your Body is Not Your Body, a trans and gnc body horror anthology, with some really great pieces, edited by Alex Woodroe & Matt Blairstone

Some of Paris Green’s stories are horror, others are just fun, definitely recommend checking her work out on itch.io here

More sci fi than horror, but there is body horror and its just plain old fun (and sci fi terror!): Body after Body by Briar Ripley Page on itch.io here

Parasite Earth by S.T. is Sci-Fi Horror. If you enjoy Porpentine Heartscapes work you’ll probably like this too. Its on itch.io here (+ Body Works here!)

To be perfectly queer by Elio Hercules Monroe is a very fun & scary horror short story on itch.io and can be found here

If you’ve ever wanted a trans girl embracing the body she was told all her life is “too big” plus euphoric body horror read A Grisly Communion by Neon Jawbone on itch.io here

Sour Milk by Natalie Celeste Tautou is terrifying, fucked up and wonderful, there’s so many trans wrongs, I’m in love. Downward is heavenward lives in my head rentfree! Also on itch.io here (tw mainly for csa, incest, abuse & suicide)