mutuals dm me for the invite to my mutuals server
open to any of you as long as we r mutuals

@calamitydarcy / calamitydarcy.tumblr.com
open to any of you as long as we r mutuals
what mutual am i (made by me cause I thought it would be fun) ASK GAME
[Picture ID: A drawing with 12 circles all different colors and labeled different things, bullet points follow under them.
the first circle is a deep purple with light purple glitter particles. It's labeled "purple glitter" and the bullet points under it say: "fabulous", "I love your aesthetic very much", "you do have an abnormal amount of microplastics in your blood though".
the second circle is a neon green with a lighter green wave around it. it's labeled radioactive. the bullet points for it are "some sort of creature", "you give bioluminessence vibes".
the third circle is a medium pink with dark green leave and a stem on the top. it's labeled starberry. the bullet points are "I think we should bake together", "flower crowns possibly".
the fourth circle is a light seafoam green labeled seafoam green. the bullet points are "maybe a little snobby", "calm yourself", "I don't know why I still follow you tbh", "Maybe I'm just reading you wrong".
the fith circle is multiple colors, in order from top to bottom: very light blue, sky blue, yellow, red, black, purple, pink, to light pink. it's labeled do you like the color of the sky. the bullet points are "you're always on tumblr", "hits post limit daily", "you should go watch some tumblr history videos if you haven't already".
circle number six is a brick pattern labeled throwing bricks. the bullet points are "you're my resource for all of the things happening in the world", "probably really punk or at least an Anarchist".
circle number seven is a red panda's facial fur pattern labeled red panda. the bullet points are "so soft", "very small", "you're so cute", "my favorite silly".
circle eight is a light off white color labeled cu- I mean creme. the bullet points are "Hey there", "I mean you wanted to-", "slash jay".
circle nine is a deep gold color with a light shine to it labeled stay gold. the bullet points are "book reader", "how do you read so many", "pretty cool", "also a nerd".
the tenth circle is a medium purple with a light purple heart in the center. it's labeled my favorite purple. the bullet points are "you're my favorite person on this hellsite", "why are you here, you're so nice", "are you a people pleaser".
the eleventh circle is a bright pink with pastel pink stars labeled barbie dream house. the bullet points are "nostalgia.", "do you live in the past I swear you do", "are those rose tinted glasses comfortable bub".
the final circle is a black color with a red blood splotch. it's labeled Gerard Way in the 2000s. the bullet points are "popular mutual", "I think you're pretty neat and also kind of scary", "probably really sweet but I'm still intimidated". /.End ID]
@zionanelequaso who am i,,,
I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, "horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness," or "foul morning," "disgusting evening," "wicked nightmares," "sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back" instead of normal salutations
blaming Rose for Steven having to deal with homeworld coming back is so stupid because not even Garnet saw it coming. Why not blame the diamonds who sent the gems to earth? Why not blame the diamonds that made the cluster? Why does Rose get all the blame
how does this fucking grape ass bitch have such a strong hold on my brain he is like 2 shapes. wjat the hell. if u threw him at the wall he would probably bounce. yuo could pick him up by the head and fling him across the room. wtf.
beloved friends. treasured acquaintances. revered mutuals. we are gathered here today to pay attention to meeee
finding out an online friend is also friends with someone you know from a wildly different online circle is like. so insane.
a hypothetical concept where sonny_c gets to be in wwws2. jade feels a scary amount of vitriol towards him
yuo guys shoudl play kinitopet. btw. if you dont know anything about it keep it that way. go in blindly. and enjoy ur new best friend
“He’s so me” I say as I point to the man on the verge of a breakdown
this hyperfixation has a death grip on me oh my god
Drew this piece for the @earthshakerzine back in 2021 💛
He's a fuckin goober <3
more ms paint stuff
tw gore under the cut
