HI Frank,

How would you suggest I handle the alien platypus monster in my attic?

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I have been reading Homestuck recently, so I may have some ideas

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Oh? how far into Homestuck are you?

I was only reading it up to the end of act 5 (so, to that point in Act 5, if that makes any sense) when I started reading it. I finished it yesterday. I’m reading it again now because I can’t resist.

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The real Vriska botter has been found

Vriska is the name of the monster that lives in my attic

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That’s unfortunate. She’s president of the United States now.

She can do whatever she wants, because she’s a monster now