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bilbo baggins would love tumblr so much...the anonymity.....the tomfoolery.....the outright lying for funsies....the fact that he could guarantee none of his neighbours would be on here too......

impossible to choose between asgardian loki and jotun loki

*chomp*

Me, just finished 2 season of Bridgerton and yesterday finished the 3rd book: that's exactly what Cardan would say

Tolkien when he’s too bothered to explain his own lore: Of course, Gfafsgshehh was only the Man name for him, as the original had been lost for over five million years ago when he was born in the negative second age

Literally the few interviews he did were like this, just ask him something and he would said "yeah, Ajsjfuei was pretty good. Wait? U don't know Ajsjfuei? Bad for u"

Fingolfin: half-brother in blood, full brother in heart will I be. Thou shalt lead and I will follow

Fëanor: I hear you

Fëanor: my half-brother, my inferior, my bitch

Elrond on October the 25th of T.A 3018, at the Council of Elrond, that was called and led by Elrond himself, in Elronds hidden mystical valley, where Elrond is currently hosting literally every single person in attendance:

The saga of tolkienreddit treating Sauron as Morgoth's personal catboy continues...

People keep talking about having Ao3 Wrapped but personally, my Ao3 history is between me, God, and the poor FBI agent assigned to me.

That poor man has seen a lot in my Ao3 💀

Ah—

“This is new for me.”

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

That's exactly my life plan 🤡

Am I the only one who finds the Council of Elrond incredibly funny? The fact that when something goes wrong, everyone in Middle Earth immediately goes to Elrond for advice, whether an elf, a dwarf, or a man, is just- well. We all know who has all the brain cells in Middle Earth and surprisingly enough, people of Middle Earth seem to know it as well.

So maybe they should start actually listening to him.

Gollum escapes? -> Elrond

Nazgul are being annoying and knock on your door ten times a day? -> Elrond

Sauron's ring has been found? -> Elrond

You have a weird dream? -> Elrond

Saruman is being a dick? -> Elrond

Most of those people don't live even near Rivendell, but evidently, Elrond is just a to-go person when you or someone else fucks up.

Then there's Bilbo chilling on a visit.

Elrond is Middle Earth’s therapist.

I wish Elrond was my therapist.

The Fall of Gondolin was… a busy day for Mandos.

Mandos wanted a normal day but nah, better this

Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.

That's the kind of validation I needed in my life. Thank you, ma'am.

What a queen

HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT

Yoongi with leather jacket is looking hella fine 🥩

Omg my heart

Since this fucking guy:

Has been front and center in every news article I’ve been reading, let me just reiterate something.

Norse Paganism has no room for fascists, nazis, Trumpers, alt-righters, Proud Boys, or whatever else they call themselves.

They are the lowest of the low, and Niddhogr will gnaw on their bones for all eternity.

He is a cowardly and foolish fanboy of the Viking Age, and an embarrassment to us all.

We don't claim this vile piece of shit. He is NOT Heathenry. Hate and bigotry has absolutely no place in our spaces and it's disgusting.

I can't fucking get away from this guy. Everything that needs to be said has already been said. He does NOT represent Heathenry and we will never accept him.

I reblogged this without thinking twice, and... it's not quite right. Or, rather, the responses aren't quite right. He is unfortunately a part of Heathenism. So are others of his ilk. They are fringe, they are worthless, but they are a part of us - and a very vocal part. We need to deal with our trash.

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🙏🙏 ^^^^^

In Norse myths we have a bunch normal people and then Loki ha vind the idea of Thor dressed up as girls to regain mjölnir 💀💀💀. Just 💕✨