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strictly platonic tentacle

@caladblog / caladblog.tumblr.com

morgan / adult / they. an aggressively multifandom sideblog. CURRENT MOOD: still on my mass effect bullshit

Patreon done goofed.

I had quite a few Patrons knocked off the roll this time around. If you got declined or a fraud warning or something, please be patient and try to stay on top of it.

Considering Grady's health issues, this comes at a really bad time. Pitching in would be appreciated.

An update:

For some reason, Patreon appears to have moved its payment processor to Ireland. This is causing some American banks to see payments routed internationally and they're flagging the charges as fraudulent.

Just a giant damn mess.

I've lost about 1/5 of my Patreon income due to this mess, and I've gotten of WAY easier than most artists. Please check your subscriptions and transactions!!

Reblogging again because I got an anon last week whining cause they did this to one of my unfinished series and the bot killed Y/N so now they want ME to give them a happy ending. Like. No. Suffer, bitch.

AI is the death of creativity. Anyone who does this to my stories and is stupid enough to brag about it will be blocked from ever reading my work again, AND I'll let everyone on tumblr know that you do this. We'll see how much fic you get to enjoy when every author blocks you forever.

Fic is a gift. I've said it before. Don't shit all over your lovingly handcrafted gifts, m'kay? This should be fucking obvious, but apparently for some of you it's not.

THIS GOES FOR AI ART AS WELL.

I know this doesn’t really apply to my content because I make one off headcannons, but DO NOT PUT OTHER AUTHORS/ARTISTS WORKS INTO AI! If you do you’ll be blocked from my page. It’s incredibly disrespectful to the people who work so hard to make amazing content. Don’t do it.

what am i supposed to do while ao3 is down?? work on my OWN fics??????

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Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

Person pitching their book: Neurodivergent, bi main character! Plant magic! Big cloak appreciation! Chosen family! Friends—solid friends! Dragon buddy! Big heart (+ polyamory)! Mage towers! Quiet, gentle storytelling! The villain is greed!

Me, crying: why are you allergic to telling me What Your Book Is About

sometimes you read something so good that you just have to sit and stare into space for a few hours so your brain can fully process it

Irem is that good.

honestly all of Evolution has been amazing, especially the last few chapters. it might even be my favorite Fallen London storyline ever-- i was deeply satisfied by the conclusion of Ambition: Nemesis, but i also had a couple years between when i reached the pause and when they started the conclusions, so it’s hard to judge it as a whole.

but irem, all by itself... god damn. god DAMN it is so well-written and perfectly crafted and if you haven’t gotten there yet i implore you to go in spoiler-free and with the knowledge that it’s gonna take a lot of time to explore in full. let it unfold.

(there’s so much more i want to say here but i’d contradict my own spoiler-free policy lol)

so i’ll just say that: when i reached the end that was right for me after two days, it was beautiful and narratively satisfying and i was also struck with this incredible feeling of i want to go home. so i sailed my lil character back to london, and all was well.

Looks like fanfiction.net is gone. Probably should have backed up the fic I had there. Woops. Too late now.

Okay, this is very weird. The green leafy thing is what I’m seeing but apparently there are multiple people who can still access the site? I’m very confused right now.

I did not have access to fanfiction.net on my phone. Did have access to m.fanfiction.net. On my desktop PC, I’ve got access to both. Might be some sort of technical issue but if you have fic up there that you haven’t crossposted or saved, now is a good time to do it!

It’s somewhat difficult to download fics off fanfiction.net or even to copy-paste, so here is a link to a web-based downloader that will download fics from ff.net to your format of choice - it automatically downloads as an epub, but you can also get downloads for mobi, pdf, or zipped html. this side is also compatible with a number of other text-based fanfiction sites. this is what i’m using to archive my earliest fanfictions - 2002 and 2003! 

tragically and unexpectedly, the wacom tablet i bought secondhand in 2011 died today. shocking! unforeseeable! etc

so i'm wondering if anybody has any recommendations on a new tablet. drawing is strictly a rare hobby for me, so i'm looking for something fairly low-priced and small. any products / brands / features i should look for / avoid? all advice is appreciated!

Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.

Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.

There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.

The spam comments have evolved.

They are now also linking to a site they claim is able to scan works and tell you whether they were AI written or not, and that you should do that before reading a fic.

It should go without saying that you should not, under no circumstances, visit a site advertised in a spam comment.

In this case, I'd say there's even a chance that the "scanning" site is actually used to scrape fics and use them for future AI writing. What it definitely doesn't do is tell you whether something was AI written or not. That's a bullshit claim.

Don't use that site. Don't believe these spam comments, whether you get them on your own works or see them on someone else's.

It's all bullshit.

Scarlet Hollow ~~BEACH EPISODE~~

If you like this picture of all the Scarlet Hollow characters taking a break and having some fun in the sun, we’re doing a surprise crowdfund for a poster starting RIGHT now, and the first 100 backers get a free sticker sheet!!

We’re already over a quarter of the way to the funding goal, so I guess people really like this! I’m so glad!! It’s fun drawing everybody having a nice time and getting to be (mostly) normal.

i really love horror stories about exploring the mysteriously abandoned hulk of a once-luxurious ship where the horror is capitalism (and also monsters) and the main character is a woman who survives to the end and has to figure out how to reconcile the existence of the supernatural with her understanding of the world and there’s some crew-as-family stuff going on too (which only makes it worse when they start dying)

which i know sounds extremely specific but i can think of three examples off the top of my head, pls suggest more if you’ve got ‘em