Its not living (if its not with you) // The 1975

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

shortly after i posted that sad shit on here this guy messaged me (((not from tumblr or anything))) and we’re having eggos on friday, we constantly stay up till 3 talking and learning and he says nice things and doesn’t make me feel uncomfy and he makes me genuinely laugh and boi do i hope this works cos i am really falling hard for this dad-bod, average white male. and it’s only tuesday but the week is taking too long i’m impatient

WELP I FUCKING HATE MYSELF HAD A DATE W HIM A FEW DAYS EARLY COS WE WERE BOTH FREE AND TODAY HE UNADDED ME ON SNAP AND BLOCKED MY SOCIAL MEDIA SO THATS COOL I FEEL REALLY GR8 RN NO EXPLANATION AT ALL SO IT JUST GIVES ME REASON TO BELIEVE ITS COS IM FAT AND UGLY WTF I HATE THIS FEELING SO MUCH I HAVENT BEEN DEEPLY INSECURE IN A LONG TIME THIS JUST FUCKED ME UP. IT RLLY HAS ME FUCKED UP LIKE WHAT IF I WAITED TILL FRIDAY TILL WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HANG WOULD IT HAVE BEEN BETTER? WOULD IT HAVE GONE DIFFERENTLY? I DONT KNOW AND NOW IM JUST UPSET CRYING ON MY COUCH WANTING TO GO BACK HOME AND CRY TO MY MOM

this is the least heterosexual thing ive ever seen

why have I never seen this?

realizing how boring my college experience is gonna be right now, i only have 1 friend that i don’t even like cause she’s rude as hell and completely out of line on some things, and all i do is sit in my depressing ass room all day on the weekends cause there’s literally nothing to do in this middle of no where town besides drinking and drugs and i hate both of those. i love the school here it’s amazing, but it’s so boring on the weekends w/o games. i hope i make better friends next semester. if not i’m really contemplating going home cause i love the classes but i can get them anywhere. idk i’m just in my feelings because i’m lonely and all my friends from high school are always out doing something fun. :(

lmao shit changed

How to get your children run over 101

Nigga are you okay?

The pencils make me so uncomfortable

I…??????

I hate this.

Fuck, I love animation.

@to-be-fair

So cool!

I have some complaints I would like to file. 

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND UNCOMFORTABLE,

this the cool shit u can do with houdini

the eggs are a disgrace

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

To Infinity

and beyond