This kid has a staring contest with #ESPN’s camera

supgina

i fucking snorted

aru-dight

This is the definition of “Slytherin in the making” 😂

Source: weloveshortvideos.com

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justbrosthings

loneozner

what is like…. the Point

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aesthetecheonsa

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

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888whalien

teachagainstfascism

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

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of-sunshine-and-sea

This deserves more notes

teathattast

Agreed. Let’s make it happen, my fellow tumblreans! B-)

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trust

biphoenix

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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mcr-lesbian

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

jokesarefunny

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

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spacetalbot

classy-viking

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

brothadom

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

Source: weloveshortvideos.com

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dylantopp

okay, so that post about how taika waititi wouldn’t be afraid to use britney spears’ toxic in a fight scene and

well, my finger slipped

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spanishskulduggery

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

spanishskulduggery

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

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brownnesscrew

This is so important.

gowheretheskymeetsthesea

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

kravemychocolatekurves

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

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lavidaextraordinaria

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

thepioden

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

broliloquy

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

optimysticals

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

alessariel

@brainsforbabyjesus

brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

digitaldiscipline

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

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just-french-me-up

I was thinking about that soulmate AU concept wherein colour appears on the part of your body your soulmate touches first. And I realised how much of a rubbish concept that would be in fucking France, because we freakin kiss everybody on the cheek upon first meeting them like? Did your soulmate kiss you on the cheek? Good on ya mate but that could be just about anybody at that point, better look for a needle in a haysack that’ll put your time to better use!